Pazar, Ekim 13, 2024

Psikolojik çözümleme

İnsan kendi vasıflarına benzer konulara ilgi duyar zannediyordum, kafes boksunu, dövüş sahnelerini sevmemi güç ve ağırlık antrenmanları yapmama bağlıyordum, aksi halde boksu bile sevmeyeceğimi düşünüyordum ama bu teorimin yanlışlığını anladım, çünkü savaş sahnelerini, kurşun sıkmayı hatta kılıç düellolarını sevmiyorum, oysa vaktiyle müthiş atıcıydım, yine de silahlardan, (topu, tankı dahil) huylanıyorum. Buradan psikolojik çözümleme yaptım, ilgi alanı başka faktörlerden kaynaklanıyor.

Vergiye bak!

Kredi kartı limiti 100 000 tl üzerinde olan 62 milyon adet kredi kartı olduğu yazılıyor, her birinden 750 tl vergi alınınca 46,5 milyar tl, 1.356 milyar usd yapar. Korkunç para!

Son bir yılda yeni arzlar hariç (bir yılı dolmadığı için listede getirisi 0 sayılmış,) toplam 293 hisse eksi performans sergilemiş, gerçek enflasyonun yüzde 100 civarında olduğu düşünülürse kaybın boyutu daha iyi anlaşılabilir. Borsa 11 Ekim 2023'de 8330 kapandı, 11 Ekim 2024'de ise 8876 kapandı, yani şeyli hisselerle yüzde 6.554 prim yaptı. 👇

Coward society

We are a cowardly society, we don't express our thoughts honestly, we say that if we remain silent, we won't face any problems. Can a healthy person be raised in a climate of fear?

My goal

I have only one goal: I want to leave Turkey and settle in a modern country, I will write in English until my last breath, I will have my satirical novels and essays, which I wrote before but could not reach enough readers due to obstacles, published in other languages.

Turkish televisions

I feel sorry for those who watch matches on Turkish television, if it weren't for the UEFA ban, even goals wouldn't be shown because of the advertisements. The names of football, basketball and volleyball teams change every year, the sponsor company's name is used. The overwhelming majority of presidents and managers don't have a career as athletes, and the announcers and commentators don't know how to talk, they just say "eee meee" for a long time.

Opposition

Ninety-nine percent of those who appear to be oppositionists in Turkey are doing so on purpose, the organization is established from above, roles are distributed. The real oppositionist is not brought to the fore in the public eye, even if he creates masterpieces, he is ignored.

We are Eastern

We Turks have a disease specific to the Easterners, we drink tea at every opportunity, even speakers who appear on television can't live without tea. Tea makers are employed in workplaces, in a bank branch the tea maker is considered more important than the cashier.

Cumartesi, Ekim 12, 2024

We are poisoned

Many illnesses that we think are headaches, migraines, colds, high blood pressure are caused by eating spoiled and stale food, in other words, we are poisoned.

#bizim Borsayı belli hisselerle yukarı çektiler, ötekilere bastılar. Türkiye'nin en güçlü gruplarından Yıldız Holding'e ait Bizim'in usd grafiğini paylaşayım, vahameti anlayın, sayısız örnek var, fakat çok sağlam bir firmayla tezimi destekleyeyim dedim.

My books

Actually, I should be drowning in money, right now I am one of the best writers and even comedians on this planet, unfortunately I live in the wrong geography, my mother, brother and relatives who should be my biggest supporters have become my biggest enemies, the ruling power wants to drown me in a spoonful of water anyway. If I can get one of my books published in English, it will continue, be translated into other languages, it will be a hit.

Özelleştirilecek kuruluş kalmadı, vergiler sürekli artırıldı, müsrifliklere yetmedi, yeni vergiler icat edildi.👇

Cuma, Ekim 11, 2024

How is the world governed?

I have read thousands of books including Marxist publications, I don't know about those that were not allowed into Turkey due to censorship, I discovered a truth that wasn't written in the works I read with my own mind: Politicians don't have initiative, they don't govern, they carry out the orders of the ruler. I can't express my opinion on whether the dominant power is local billionaires or global bosses, because it would mean a universal exploitation system, things would get complicated, it is best not to get into that subject. The real ruler establishes parties, assigns people he approves, the government and the opposition collude, we think it is real. I am not talking about a system specific to Turkey, things work like this everywhere on earth.

We are heroes

Everyone praises themselves and says, "I warned them, I predicted it beforehand." We Turks have such a disease, we show even our mistakes as successes.

Ignorants

Turkish people are generally very ignorant, but I can say that stockbrokers are even more ignorant. I have known thousands of stockbrokers, the overwhelming majority of whom do not even know how to calculate financial values. For example, ninety-nine percent of stockbrokers can't calculate market value. In this case, they can't value the shares, can't say whether they are cheap or expensive, and therefore they lose.

Heroism

When we think of heroism, we think of hitting, breaking, destroying, beating. Is this what heroism is?

Turkey

In Turkey, intelligent, knowledgeable and honest people are feared, or rather hated.

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We glorify those who can be workers or receive unemployment benefits in Europe, but we fail to see their incompetence.

The stockbroker

To be successful in the stock market, you need to be highly intelligent, otherwise the stockbroker will be milked like a cow.

We are ruined under the AKP government

If Turkey could go back 25 years, I would consider it a century ahead.

Borsacı daha şimdiden ciyaklamaya başlamış.

Stupid liars

There are many stockbrokers who claim to have made a profit for the people even though they have been losing money throughout their lives; they are so stupid that they even believe this lie.

This is my idea

There is no difference between capitalism and socialism, both are based on money, an unknown power creates money, establishes a virtual organization called the state and rules people.

Land of Heroes

In Turkey, ninety-five percent of the population, excluding women and children, are heroes, and heroism has become a kind of profession. If the people could return to normal, life could also return to normal.

High jump world record

A Muslim who says that the world record for high jumping belongs to Cuban Sotomayor with a height of 2.45 meters is committing a sin, because the prophet of Islam, Muhammad, went to the seventh floor of the sky and came back, meaning he jumped millions of kilometers high.

Religion

The reason for a religion's existence is to emphasize that other religions are fake; if there are a hundred different religions, at best one is true.

When did the devaluation begin?

The devaluation started at the end of business hours on November 8, 2016, that night the USD gained over two percent against the lira, while the Euro and other currencies gained over four percent. I understood that this was the beginning of the devaluation, because Prime Minister Binali Yıldırım made a huge blunder, he announced that the movement was due to the increase of the dollar against other currencies, but the opposite happened, as can be seen in the parity chart, the USD lost over two percent against other currencies.

Devaluation

When the USD was 2.90 lira, Prime Minister Yıldırım said, when the USD was 3.40 lira, President Erdoğan said to the public, "sell dollars, buy lira", campaigns were organized, citizens who exchanged 100 USD got on the public bus for free, but a maddening devaluation occurred, the currency rose for more than seven years. Yıldırım and Erdoğan said, "foreign forces attacked the Turkish economy", the issue was never discussed in public, I did not see anyone else writing about it.

Borsa 2024'de çöktüğü halde şu ana dek 30 şirket halka arz edilmiş, durumlarını görüyorsunuz, borsacı isyan ediyor. Halka arz piyasayı daha da kötüleştirir, çünkü derinlik kaybolmuştu, gelebilecek para öyle emildi. 👇

Perşembe, Ekim 10, 2024

The truth is bitter

The more stupid you are, the more money you lose in the stock market.

Büyüklüğü mü işlevi mi önemli? Siz 7200 liraya değer vermezsiniz ana ben borsanın yüzde 1.84 çakıldığı günde o miktarı büyütürüm. Yok aslında birbirimizden farkımız, sizde olmayan zeka bende var, o da önemsiz bir faktör, siz şanssızlığınızdan kaybediyorsunuz, ben ballıyım. Not: Ekstre yayınlamayacağım demiştim, fakat binde bir görülecek bir hadise olduğu için bloğuma kaydettim, burayı bir nevi hatıra defteri sayıyorum.

I will send this e-mail to foreign publishing houses I started translating Horgeneral this evening.

Hello, I am a Turkish writer Şenol Onay, I write satirical novels and essays, despite the incredible barricades set up against dissident ideas in Turkey, I was able to publish seven of my books, but they prevented me from reaching readers. It is foolish for a person to praise himself, but there are scientific criteria for literature, its content and style can be examined, its vocabulary can be measured. I have no doubt that my writing skills are far beyond Turkey, I want my works to be published in as many different languages ​​as possible. The humor level of my satirical novels is very high, I sometimes fall into a laughing coma at the sections I read for the hundredth time, but Turks get angry at those sections, everyone takes my criticism personally. If you wish, I can translate one of my satirical novels into English and send it to you. I have no doubt that it will be a hit with the intelligent masses. With my best wishes...

Lübnanlılar gündem olunca hatırladım. Bir Lübnanlı tanıyorum, evini dev Türk bayraklarıyla doldurmuş, fakat Türkiye'nin cep telefonunu kullanmıyor, Lübnan'dan aldığı hatla idare ediyor, evine internetten Arap kanallarını izlemek için ev interneti bağlatmış. 👇

Am I right?

Isn't it dishonorable for someone who has not been able to make real profits from the stock market to give advice to someone else?

Çarşamba, Ekim 09, 2024

İyi yapmışlar

Party members

There are hundreds of municipal clubs in football, basketball, volleyball and other branches, and the people's taxes are not used for services, but are transferred to party members.

Why?

It is accepted in Islam that there are thousands of prophets, it is said that there are between four thousand and forty thousand. Islam emerged in 610, and no new prophets have been seen for 1414 years. Why did the shower of prophets stop?

These people deserve to starve

In reality, although annual inflation exceeded one hundred percent, civil servant pensions were increased by 19.31 percent for the second six months of the year, and no retirement organization held a protest rally. These people deserve to starve.

Pull-ups make my hands so calloused.

Terrorist

Terrorism means fear and horror, anyone who arouses these feelings in the public is a terrorist, they may be wearing a tie or armed.

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