What is this called?

Municipalities and public institutions are establishing professional sports clubs, public money is being transferred to someone, and no one objects. I don't think there is such an application in any other country in the world other than Turkey.

As I walk around here on gloomy days, I remember the heroine in the novel The French Lieutenant's Woman.

Turkish League

The quality of Turkish football fans has also decreased because they can't see that the Turkish League is filled with the lowest quality or older players, they see their team in a big mirror. For example, Young Boys, who are the last in the Swiss League, crushed Galatasaray, the champion of the last two years.

What does an unemployed bourgeois child do?

Isn't it immoral for someone who has not been a licensed athlete to comment on sports? Correct me if I'm wrong, so I can learn.

Cicero

CİCERO’NUN CEMİYET TEORİSİ 1)Fakir, çalışır. 2)Zengin, sömürür. 3)Asker, her ikisini de korur. 4)Mükellef, üçü için öder. 5)Serseri, dördünün adına istirahat eder. 6)Ayyaş, beşi için içer. 7)Bankacı, ilk altıyı dolandırır. 8)Avukat, ilk yediyi kandırarak savunur. 9)Hekim, sekizini de öldürür. 10)Mezarcı, dokuzunu da gömer. 11)Politikacı, 10’lar sayesinde yaşar. C İ C E R O (M.Ö. 106 - 43)

Censorship

Censorship has reached its peak in Turkey. Yesterday, there was an attack on Tusaş in Ankara, all social media was blocked, it's ten o'clock, I couldn't get proper information about the incident.

A paragraph from the Horgeneral

When I arrived at the stadium, I said to the officer at Gate A, “Brother, my mother just got sick and was taken to the emergency room, her condition has become urgent, she was already partially paralyzed, she could die at any moment. It is our duty to take care of her, I want to inform my brother who is inside. The rascal has a season ticket, he always sits in the same place. If you allow me, I will leave my ID card with you to get on the way back, I will get it back when I get back.” The kind-hearted officer said, “Oh, get well soon, I know the urban problems caused by lack of communication, since you should leave your ID and go in,” I was going inside, but I was going to the officer at Gate B to exit, “Brother, I parked my car in the wrong place in the chaos, the police may give me a ticket or tow. If you give me five minutes, I will park in a proper place and come back,” I said. When the officer said, “Okay,” I was going out, I stopped by the officer at Gate A again and said, “Brother, unfortunately I could not find my brother, can you give me my ID card?” Of course, I would take my ID and enter through Gate B with my arms and legs waving. If I weren’t a match addict, I could have survived this dishonor. How? Who died from double exaggeration? This time, if I had said to the attendant at Gate C, “Brother, I suffer from high blood pressure, I think it has reached nineteen, my vision is going black. I need to go to a competent internist’s office, I have a herniated disc and I walk around without a corset. Poverty has bent my back. If you do your brother a favor, the money I paid for the ticket won’t be wasted. I could have sold it to one of the people in the queue on the black market, but I tore it up. Let me go, the next fan will pay me the fee he would have paid the attendant at the ticket booth in cash, the fractional amount is yours, okay, my beautiful brother?” If I had said, the attendant would have probably believed my lie and said, “Okay, don’t worry, don’t forget to drink sour lemon, may God grant you a speedy recovery.” However, I did not condescend to this playfulness; watching the matches for free was more than enough for me. As a result, the bill for my food and drinks at Ibrahim's pub was a drop in the ocean compared to the amount I had to pay for the match tickets. Not to mention the fact that he kept my dress in a safe wardrobe, my patent leather shoes and silk socks on the shelf of the silver dresser, and my condom in the drawer of the safe! If an auctioneer had seen the locked safe, he would have thought we were hiding the empress's ruby ring.

X, facebook, instagram gibi platformlara erişim

Tusaş'a saldırı yapılmış, sosyal medya erişime kapatılmış, bir tek burası çalışıyor. Yasaklardan illallah dedim, bir ülke bulsam da kapağı atsam, sadece edebiyata odaklansam, şu şeylerin şeyliklerinden kurtulsam diyorum.

My story with Coni

When I was a freshman in high school, I determined emigration as my greatest ideal and I didn’t even marry the girl I fell in love with. Then, in my third year as a captain, I retired due to disability due to a report of middle ear calcification, but no country wanted Turks, there were no countries where you could travel without a visa, in the winter of 2004 I bought a pair of canaries, then I mated them, in the spring of 2005, they had a lot of babies, I kept Coni, one of the five babies in the first litter, and sold the others. Coni’s cage was always open, over time he got used to me, we wrote the books together, sometimes he slept, sometimes he shit on my clothes, that’s how we lived. It is known and written that the maximum lifespan of a canary is 7-9 years, when Coni was eight years old I sold my house, I prepared to go abroad, but ours must have drunk a potion, he lived a long time, when he was in his last fifteen months, he had cataracts in both eyes, he went blind, I did not leave the house for exactly fifteen months, I fed him by hand all day, he passed away in my hands on Sunday morning, a month and a half before his sixteenth birthday. I buried him in the place I had previously determined, applied for a passport, bought a plane ticket to Belgrade, Serbia, one of the visa-free countries, for March 30, 2020, I informed the landlord that another tenant could enter as of April 1, 2020, but the coronavirus resurfaced, all flights were canceled, I traveled from city to city after that day. Now I have started translating my works into English, if I can find a publisher for one of them, I will achieve all my goals, I will settle in a modern country, I will write until my last breath.

Akvaryumdan güzel bir doğa var

Geographical regions

Geographical regions in Turkey are named incorrectly. Kırklareli and Istanbul should have been Western Black Sea, what we now call Western Black Sea should have been called Central Black Sea.

Azersat

I couldn't find a satellite technician to install Azersat satellite with LNB and equipment, I'm still looking.

Crazy question

Recently, a young female referee and an older referee were sacked after images of them having sex were leaked online. Could she have done the same with other people in the football community?

The state protects the citizen

Like the reinsurance company in insurance, there is a guarantor in betting, and it determines the odds. After the betting company called iddaa was privatized in Turkey, the odds were reduced a lot, and betting on foreign sites was also banned.

Abramowitsch

Abramowitsch is the best president in the history of football, his only misfortune was that he did not know me, I am currently translating my books into English, if I can find a publisher and he reads it, he will understand what a gem I am.

CHP

I have explained in my books in a very long way: CHP is the biggest problem of this country, it is a fascist party, it is status-oriented. Since there is no freedom of expression, I can't write some of my ideas.

Horgeneral👇

I AM TRANSLATING HORGENERAL INTO ENGLISH, LET ME SHARE A PARAGRAPH FROM THE HERO'S WRESTLING ADVENTURES: I understood through this branch that talent and success are inversely proportional. As you can understand, I discovered a fact of life that goes something like, “The more talent you have, the more unsuccessful you are, the less talent you have, the more successful you are.” It was in line with this magical code that I was able to be promoted to the highest rank, the rank of Horgeneral. In the inverse proportion formula that we are familiar with from mathematics, if x increases and y decreases or if x decreases and y increases, then x and y are inversely proportional, and it is formulated as y = k / x. After changing the places of the variables x and y to talent and success, I placed them in their places in the formula. I developed a formula that can be considered my invention, talent = k / success. Let my existence be a gift to the Turkish existence, let my discovery be my gift to humanity! In honor of the future Horgenerals, three times, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Mourinho

I have watched Mourinho's teams since he came to Chelsea, he has never played enjoyable football, despite the most expensive squads, he has made them play strict defense, he has looked for goals from dead balls and counter attacks, he has preferred vertical passes more.

X, eski adıyla twitter

X platformu bloğumun linkini verdiğim ve youtube hesabımdan paylaşım yaptığım için hesabımı askıya alıyormuş, bana yönelik uygulama sanmıştım, herkese aynı şey yapılıyormuş.

Worthless types

We have deified people who can clean toilets or collect unemployment benefits in developed countries.

Yok daha neler! 👇

Maliye bakanı bunları söylüyorsa ülkede hükümet yoktur👇

Ağır itham var. 👇

Türkiye'de farklı görüş kalmadı, aşırı sağcılarla aşırı dinciler çoğunluğu sağladılar, birbirlerini eleştiriyorlar. 👇

Ülkelerin satranç büyükusta sayısı

♟️ En çok satranç büyükustasına sahip ülkeler: 🇷🇺 Rusya: 256 🇺🇸 ABD: 101 🇩🇪 Almanya: 96 🇺🇦 Ukrayna: 93 🇮🇳 Hindistan: 64 🇭🇺 Macaristan: 58 🇷🇸 Sırbistan: 58 🇪🇸 İspanya: 56 🇫🇷 Fransa: 50 🇨🇳 Çin: 48 🇵🇱 Polonya: 45 🇦🇲 Ermenistan: 44 🇮🇱 İsrail: 43 🇨🇿 Çekya: 36 🇳🇱 Hollanda: 36 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 İngiltere: 36 🇧🇬 Bulgaristan: 34 🇭🇷 Hırvatistan: 32 🇬🇪 Gürcistan: 32 🇨🇺 Küba: 27 🇦🇿 Azerbaycan: 26 🇦🇷 Arjantin: 23 🇷🇴 Romanya: 22 🇸🇪 İsveç: 22 🇧🇾 Belarus: 18 🇺🇿 Özbekistan: 17 🇮🇹 İtalya: 16 🇳🇴 Norveç: 16 🇰🇿 Kazakistan: 15 🇧🇷 Brezilya: 14 🇨🇦 Kanada: 14 🇬🇷 Yunanistan: 14 🇮🇷 İran: 14 🇮🇸 İzlanda: 14 🇩🇰 Danimarka: 13 🇵🇭 Filipinler: 13 🇸🇰 Slovakya: 13 🇱🇻 Letonya: 12 🇸🇮 Slovenya: 12 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 12 🇨🇭 İsviçre: 11 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 11 🇦🇺 Avustralya: 10 🇲🇰 Kuzey Makedonya: 10 🇦🇹 Avusturya: 9 🇧🇪 Belçika: 9 🇨🇴 Kolombiya: 9 🇱🇹 Litvanya: 9 🇧🇦 Bosna-Hersek: 8 🇵🇪 Peru: 8 🇲🇩 Moldova: 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 İskoçya: 7 🇨🇱 Şili: 6 🇪🇬 Mısır: 6 🇲🇪 Karadağ: 6 🇪🇪 Estonya: 6 🇮🇩 Endonezya: 6 FIDE sıralamasına göre*

Our reality

In Turkey, when you tell the truth, you are considered a dissident, because we are used to wrongdoings.

Artificial intelligence

Can exam questions be answered by artificial intelligence?

It's not the team's or the fans' fault.

The player shown the red card should be replaced by someone from the substitutes bench, because the entire team and its fans are being punished. The player should also be given a fine, as a deterrent.

We are proud of the foreigner's success.

Could we have been successful if a Cuban had not been used in the women's national volleyball team?

Böyle bir çete varmış. Oha!👇

Stability in Turkey

In Turkey, a person elected as a leader in any field, be it politics, sports or anything else, regards the demand for a change of government as factionalism, and defines the continuation of his own sovereignty as stability.

There is no difference between us

Except for insignificant factors such as intelligence, knowledge, and talent, there is no difference between us; you too can create literary masterpieces, write epics on the stock market, and become a great athlete.

Hiç affetmem, öttürürüm. Borsa yüzde 2.32 çakıldı, bense silleyi aşk ettim. 🤭👊💪👇

How smart are we?

We expect success from Erdoğan, who has been unsuccessful for twenty-two years, let us question ourselves.

We are all in the same boat, this boat is leaking water.

In Turkey, the economy has not been going well for seven or eight years, there has been political chaos, yet the government has not changed.

What a pity

We have also become Arabized in football, even TRT is broadcasting matches from the Arabian Football League.

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

When government spokespeople and supporters said, "Germany, England, France and America are jealous of us, people there have difficulty finding food," I lost my mind and could never return to normal.

Irresponsibility

Politicians and journalists need to be in close contact with the public, yet on social media most members of parliament and the press block citizens.

İngiltere'de yıllık enflasyon yüzde 1.7, Türkiye'deki yıllık enflasyon yüzde yüze yanaşıyor, iktidar sözcülerinin dediği gibi bizi kıskanıyorlar.

Everyone should know their place

The club president is a man who doesn't understand football and has no talent whatsoever. He can't be the equal of a mediocre football player or coach.