Cuma, Kasım 15, 2024

TUS 2024 EYLÜL SIRALAMASI

Teofilo Stevenson

In my opinion the best boxer of all time was the Cuban Teofilo Stevenson, who won most of his fights by knockout in the first round until the year he quit boxing; he was offered a fortune to turn professional and fight Muhammad Ali but he refused, he said he would not fight for money, he was a sincere socialist.

Mike Tyson

Don't underestimate Mike Tyson because he's 58, I'm 59, after a little diet I can do wonders in cage boxing in my ideal weight class, besides Tyson is a beast, he's a thousand times stronger than me, he can surprise the audience. Thanks to Tyson I discovered how to punch hard, because despite his very short height and light weight he was knocking out giant boxers in the first round, I thought about the reason for this for hours, I understood how the fingers should be at the moment of the punch. In my opinion, Mike Tyson is the greatest boxer in history after Teofilo Stevenson.

Religion

The fashion of closing markets during Friday prayers has resurfaced, women do not go to Friday prayers, in other words, both religious tyranny is being carried out and women are being humiliated. What wouldn't I do to be saved from the hell of Turkey? There are perhaps a hundred different religions and beliefs, so they all accuse the others of being fabrications, at best one is right, and there is a possibility that the materialists are right.

Çarşamba, Kasım 13, 2024

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge, I am probably one of the few people who read the most books in Turkey, but I know that I am completely ignorant, because there is unprecedented censorship here, I think that everything I know to be true, especially history, may be wrong, if I can settle abroad, I will immerse myself in uncensored and didactic works, I will gain some knowledge in the world I came to ignorantly.

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If I could leave Turkey and settle in a modern country, I would never look back, I would not go back even if I knew I would die, I would not talk to any Turks abroad, I would write in English until my last breath.

Şenol Onay is coming, get away!

I will be sixty in six months, this is the first time I have come this close to my ideal of emigration, which has been my biggest dream since the first year of high school. I know that I am a world-class writer, but I am ignored in Turkey because of my satirical nature, honesty, diligence, talent, white skin, and brown eyes... The sale of my books (I uploaded all seven to Google Books, I secured them) was blocked, and now I can't even find a publisher. I can finish the translation of the first of my seven books, Horgeneral (a satirical novel), in a few weeks, I am as excited as a baby, I will look for a publisher after I finish it, if I can find one, I won't worry even if I die. If I can translate my other books and get them published, and also if I can get a permanent visa and settle abroad, I will be the happiest person in the world, maybe I will go crazy with joy. I really want to reach the British, French, Americans, Japanese, Germans and Russians, because only a jeweler knows the value of gold.

Üç sayfayı paylaşayım, sizce borsa yüzde 0.80 artmışa benziyor mu? Hileli yapı var mı, yok mu?

Endeks yüzde 0.74 artıda ama hisselerin ezici çoğunluğu dökülüyor, bir sayfayı paylaşıyorum, hileli yapılanma var mı yok mu onu siz belirleyin. Erdoğan gitmeden bu borsanın hayrını göremeyiz. 👇

Israel

Israel has never attacked any state throughout its history, and in order not to talk about the economic crisis, people are told that Israel may attack Turkey; the president recently made such a claim, and last night the Minister of National Defense said the same thing.

Atatürk

If I were to list the unconsciousness and ignorance of the Turkish people, it would take two volumes to write, and I have already given examples in my works consisting of essays such as Reziliazam, Deliminator and Paramatör. For example, let's take Atatürk, who is forbidden to be criticized. Every Turk worships him or seems to worship him, considers him a symbol of Turkishness, but no one knows the family tree of his parents. In Reziliazam, I put forward concrete claims based on some documents.

The Prime Minister is talking to Ekrem Cesur. (Quote from Horgeneral)

When media people want to make a snobby administrative officer a hero, contrary to popular belief, they organize an attack campaign, his collaborators scold the man, and then the guy is acquitted and gains trust. You know that we eliminated the other parties on the combined ballot paper due to the irregularity of the election system, and that we came to power with an overwhelming majority despite receiving thirty percent of the votes. Cadre-based politics is a tradition for us, once you sit in the seat, you lead until you become bedridden or pass away, and you unconditionally place sycophants in your cortege with their faults and merits.

Pazar, Kasım 10, 2024

Books

Books enlighten the surroundings, the more books you burn, the more the world becomes enlightened.

Turkey

I will achieve more with my pen than Ernesto Che Guavera did with a gun, as long as my books are published in foreign languages and reach intelligent audiences. I can't express my ideas about the formation in Turkey, there is no crumb of freedom of expression. I am sure that I am by far the best Turkish writer of all time, but I can't find a publisher here, this is what it has become. This society is sick but pretends to be intelligent, it ignores the statements of foreigners about us. Access to tens of thousands of websites and news has been banned, cigarettes and drinking glasses have been banned on television. Young people can only see naked women and men pictures by using VPN, corruption is constantly increasing.

TÜİK

Can an intelligent person live in Turkey? I don't know, even if I knew I couldn't write because of the heavy sanctions. TÜİK announces inflation as half the truth, the salaries of civil servants and retirees are increased by that rate, and as a result, the purchasing power of the citizen is constantly decreasing. The strange thing is that TÜİK keeps the basis of its figures as a state secret and does not share the data it is based on with the public. These things don't happen in countries like England and France, because the people there showed character with the French Revolution and Magna Carta. Although Turkey has been experiencing a severe economic crisis for ten years, not even a small protest meeting has been held, and the government has not been changed.

Hoppala!