03.05.2025

Dolandırıcılar peşime düştüler

Son günlerde acayip kişilerden whatsapp mesajları geliyor, telefonumu nereden alabileceklerini düşündüm, anlam veremedim, çünkü çok az kişi biliyor. Dolandırıcı olduklarına şüphem yok, bloğumun ziyaretçi trafiğindeki (Singapur, Meksika, Hong Kong) patlama da bunu gösteriyor. Ne salak adamlar var; evim, arabam yok, 470 USD emekli maaşı alıyorum, Türkiye'nin en düşük gelirli kişilerinden biriyim, maaşım kira ve yiyecek masrafıma yetmiyor, en kıytırık paçozlar bile pas vermiyor, şu halimle beni soymayı düşünenler çıkabiliyor. 😀😄😋😉 AMK manyağı, çiçek saksısına koyacak toprağım yok, biraz param olsaydı çoktan yurt dışına tüymüştüm, vatandaşlık hakkı almıştım. Ne yalan söyleyeyim, gururlandım, şu ülkede ilk kez, muhtemelen son kez ciddiye alındım. 🤭🤑😇😉

Fenerbahçe 2010-2011 sezonundaki gibi coştu. 👇

Here is my story! (I quote from Reziliazam)👇

I graduated from Secondary School, then I took the exams to become a student at Kuleli Military High School, but I was unaware of what being an officer meant. I thought that non-commissioned officers were higher ranks than officers due to the concepts of headliner and football player, and I did not know that our school aimed to train land officers for the Armed Forces. I had seen that no other profession was respected in the country other than pop singers and football players, and since I was confident in my athletic abilities, I decided to become a football player. At that time, I envied the famous Brazilian center forwards who hoarded a lot of banknotes and adorned the headlines of newspapers. My father, who lived a poor life, could not send me to school even if I was the champion of Turkey; he said that I would realize my dream of becoming a football player at Kuleli Military High School, which he called a free boarding school, I raised the World Cup in my imagination, I succeeded in the exams and entered the glorious high school. I started school dreaming of becoming a football player, but on the first anniversary of my first year, I learned the truth from a second lieutenant and I was helpless. My father could not have paid the large compensation requested for me to leave in a century, I continued my career with bitter enthusiasm, all my classmates are witnesses to my discouragement and reluctance. I enthusiastically left this profession, which I had entered with pleasure, in the third year of my captaincy. Neither you nor I can tell what happened during this period, because the pages would not be enough, and remembering all that pain would threaten my mental health and heart metabolism, and I would make the prosecutors work overtime.

I am sharing the number of visitors in the last 24 hours.👇

Bugün gross market ve koçtaş'a gittim, gidiş ve dönüş esnasında 10 km civarı yürüdüm, madem çeviri yapamıyorum, bari borsaya bakayım dedim, üç aylık maaşımdan kalan 32500 lirayla işlemler yaptım, eve geldikten sonra çeviri molalarında birkaç sille daha aşk ettim, toplam 833 219 liralık hacimle paramı tam 25.6 kere çevirdim, tamamı başarılı oldu, borsa ise yüzde 1.59 çakıldı, brüt karım 807.59 tl, net karım 720.10 tl (yüzde 2.21) oldu. Mecburi alışveriş yapmasaydım borsaya hiç bakmazdım, zaten ekranımı fi tarihinde kapatmıştım, aracı kurumun yüzeysel ekranına bakabiliyorum. Çevirileri bitirirsem ve borsaya girersem bir daha hiç kimseyle finans muhabbeti yapmam, kanaryamın sikini yiyin, sizde olmayan şey bende var, beyin ve karakter! Dlyrklr! Haddinizi bilin, denklerinizle muhatap olun! Tarak kafalılar, sizin hayal menzilinizin dışında kalan bir dehayla müşerref oluyorsunuz, dünyanın en iyi yazarlarından biriyim, hatta mizahta da ön sıralarda olabilirim. Size kalsam helacı Osman muamelesi çekeceksiniz.Vay zıbıdıklar! Borsanın tek bir tanımı var: Herkesin her zaman kaybettiği, benim her zaman kazandığım arenadır. 💪💪💪👇👇👇

Messi, Maradona, Pele

I rank the best footballers in history as Messi, Maradona and Pele, Ronaldo can't be in their class.

Hope is the bread of the poor

Oh my! The Turkish edition of Reziliazam (I invented the word, it means the most vile man) was 728 pages, I have been translating it into English for two months, I could not finish it even though I removed the local issues, which are maybe one fifth of the book. Then I will translate my other two essays into English, I will leave the task of finding a publisher to the end, because it disrupts my concentration. It will also be very difficult to find a publisher, because I attack the crooked system of the world, I criticize with very convincing evidence, I can hardly overcome the imperialist wall. I had a hard time in Türkiye too, for example, when I sent an e-mail to a hundred publishers, only five of them said send it so we can read it, then I opened the catalogue with the list of publishing houses, I called each publishing house one by one, that is how I was able to get my book published. I cannot apply this tactic to England, America, Canada, Australia, and I also know that they will be hostile to my ideas. Never mind, I don't care, at least I can publish it on google.books.