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I can transfer half of my copyright, in the presence of a notary, to anyone who helps me find an English-language publishing house. I am one of the best authors on this planet, excelling in grammar, vocabulary, literary quality, compelling writing, and sense of humor, but my anti-imperialist stance leads to my exclusion. I am blocked in Türkiye, an independent country 🙈🙊🤭, and I can't even find a publishing house anymore. I have translated three satirical novels and three essays into English. Could you please provide me with the contact information of courageous, radical, and principled publishing houses outside of mainstream media? Lists of participants at small book fairs would also be fine. AI, a manipulator of the money barons, is blocking me on platforms like Twitter and Facebook; I can't make my voice heard anywhere. I am fighting alone in a country where tens of thousands of sites are blocked. Keep the money; if necessary, I will give you all my copyright. I am a true satirist and essayist, and I want to write until my last breath and obtain a permanent visa from a civilized country.

Turkish football

Turkey was drawn into what seemed like an easy group in the 2026 World Cup, but after losing 2-0 to Australia in the first match and 1-0 to Paraguay in the second, they guaranteed last place in the group. In the final match, they beat the USA 3-2 (who were playing with a reserve squad because they had already secured first place in the group), and cheered with triumph. We finished last even among third- or fourth-tier football nations; in short, we completely fell apart, but we still claimed success. Officials offer excuses like bad luck and shots not finding the net, and they consider criticism treasonous. We've also hit rock bottom economically, yet we witness statements like "America, Germany, France are jealous of us." 🤭🫣🙈🙊

Dünya Kupası'nda Türkiye

Türkiye 2026 DK'nda çok kolay gözüken bir gruba düştü, fakat ilk maçta Avustralya'ya 2-0, ikinci maçta Paraguay'a 1-0 kaybedince grup sonunculuğunu garantiledi, son maçta grup birinciliğini garantilediği için yedek kadroyla sahaya çıkan Amerika'yı 3-2 yendi, zafer naraları atıldı. Üçüncü, dördüncü sınıf futbol ülkeleri arasında dahi sonuncu olduk, hülasa tel tel döküldük ama başarılı olduğumuzu savunduk. Yetkililer şanssız oluşumuz, şutlarımızın kaleye girmemesi gibi bahaneler ileri sürüyorlar, eleştirileri hainlik addediyorlar. Ekonomide de dibe vurduk, gelgelelim Amerika, Almanya, Fransa bizi kıskanıyor, türü demeçlere şahit olduk. Peygamberlik bir ülkeyiz vesselam! 🤭🫣🙈🙊

Gayrimenkul gayri kerameti kendinden menkul oldu

Türkiye'de 2020 yılındaki Corona salgınından sonra gayrimenkul piyasasında fiyatlar uçtu, devalüasyon ve enflasyon sarmalında boğulan halk daha da fazla sıkıntı ile boğuşmak zorunda kaldı; önceden 20 yıllık kira evin fiyatını amorti ediyordu, şimdi 10 yıl ve altına düştü, kiracıların hali kötüleşti. 

Real estate prices

In Türkiye, after the Corona pandemic in 2020, real estate prices skyrocketed, and the public, already struggling with a spiral of devaluation and inflation, had to contend with even more difficulties; previously, 20 years of rent would amortize the price of a house, now it has fallen to 10 years or less, worsening the situation for tenants.