Abramowitsch

Abramowitsch is the best president in the history of football, his only misfortune was that he did not know me, I am currently translating my books into English, if I can find a publisher and he reads it, he will understand what a gem I am.

CHP

I have explained in my books in a very long way: CHP is the biggest problem of this country, it is a fascist party, it is status-oriented. Since there is no freedom of expression, I can't write some of my ideas.

Horgeneral👇

I AM TRANSLATING HORGENERAL INTO ENGLISH, LET ME SHARE A PARAGRAPH FROM THE HERO'S WRESTLING ADVENTURES: I understood through this branch that talent and success are inversely proportional. As you can understand, I discovered a fact of life that goes something like, “The more talent you have, the more unsuccessful you are, the less talent you have, the more successful you are.” It was in line with this magical code that I was able to be promoted to the highest rank, the rank of Horgeneral. In the inverse proportion formula that we are familiar with from mathematics, if x increases and y decreases or if x decreases and y increases, then x and y are inversely proportional, and it is formulated as y = k / x. After changing the places of the variables x and y to talent and success, I placed them in their places in the formula. I developed a formula that can be considered my invention, talent = k / success. Let my existence be a gift to the Turkish existence, let my discovery be my gift to humanity! In honor of the future Horgenerals, three times, thank you, thank you, thank you!

Mourinho

I have watched Mourinho's teams since he came to Chelsea, he has never played enjoyable football, despite the most expensive squads, he has made them play strict defense, he has looked for goals from dead balls and counter attacks, he has preferred vertical passes more.

X, eski adıyla twitter

X platformu bloğumun linkini verdiğim ve youtube hesabımdan paylaşım yaptığım için hesabımı askıya alıyormuş, bana yönelik uygulama sanmıştım, herkese aynı şey yapılıyormuş.

Worthless types

We have deified people who can clean toilets or collect unemployment benefits in developed countries.

Yok daha neler! 👇

Maliye bakanı bunları söylüyorsa ülkede hükümet yoktur👇

Ağır itham var. 👇

Türkiye'de farklı görüş kalmadı, aşırı sağcılarla aşırı dinciler çoğunluğu sağladılar, birbirlerini eleştiriyorlar. 👇

Ülkelerin satranç büyükusta sayısı

♟️ En çok satranç büyükustasına sahip ülkeler: 🇷🇺 Rusya: 256 🇺🇸 ABD: 101 🇩🇪 Almanya: 96 🇺🇦 Ukrayna: 93 🇮🇳 Hindistan: 64 🇭🇺 Macaristan: 58 🇷🇸 Sırbistan: 58 🇪🇸 İspanya: 56 🇫🇷 Fransa: 50 🇨🇳 Çin: 48 🇵🇱 Polonya: 45 🇦🇲 Ermenistan: 44 🇮🇱 İsrail: 43 🇨🇿 Çekya: 36 🇳🇱 Hollanda: 36 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 İngiltere: 36 🇧🇬 Bulgaristan: 34 🇭🇷 Hırvatistan: 32 🇬🇪 Gürcistan: 32 🇨🇺 Küba: 27 🇦🇿 Azerbaycan: 26 🇦🇷 Arjantin: 23 🇷🇴 Romanya: 22 🇸🇪 İsveç: 22 🇧🇾 Belarus: 18 🇺🇿 Özbekistan: 17 🇮🇹 İtalya: 16 🇳🇴 Norveç: 16 🇰🇿 Kazakistan: 15 🇧🇷 Brezilya: 14 🇨🇦 Kanada: 14 🇬🇷 Yunanistan: 14 🇮🇷 İran: 14 🇮🇸 İzlanda: 14 🇩🇰 Danimarka: 13 🇵🇭 Filipinler: 13 🇸🇰 Slovakya: 13 🇱🇻 Letonya: 12 🇸🇮 Slovenya: 12 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 12 🇨🇭 İsviçre: 11 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 11 🇦🇺 Avustralya: 10 🇲🇰 Kuzey Makedonya: 10 🇦🇹 Avusturya: 9 🇧🇪 Belçika: 9 🇨🇴 Kolombiya: 9 🇱🇹 Litvanya: 9 🇧🇦 Bosna-Hersek: 8 🇵🇪 Peru: 8 🇲🇩 Moldova: 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 İskoçya: 7 🇨🇱 Şili: 6 🇪🇬 Mısır: 6 🇲🇪 Karadağ: 6 🇪🇪 Estonya: 6 🇮🇩 Endonezya: 6 FIDE sıralamasına göre*

Our reality

In Turkey, when you tell the truth, you are considered a dissident, because we are used to wrongdoings.

Artificial intelligence

Can exam questions be answered by artificial intelligence?

It's not the team's or the fans' fault.

The player shown the red card should be replaced by someone from the substitutes bench, because the entire team and its fans are being punished. The player should also be given a fine, as a deterrent.

We are proud of the foreigner's success.

Could we have been successful if a Cuban had not been used in the women's national volleyball team?

Böyle bir çete varmış. Oha!👇

Stability in Turkey

In Turkey, a person elected as a leader in any field, be it politics, sports or anything else, regards the demand for a change of government as factionalism, and defines the continuation of his own sovereignty as stability.

There is no difference between us

Except for insignificant factors such as intelligence, knowledge, and talent, there is no difference between us; you too can create literary masterpieces, write epics on the stock market, and become a great athlete.

Hiç affetmem, öttürürüm. Borsa yüzde 2.32 çakıldı, bense silleyi aşk ettim. 🤭👊💪👇

How smart are we?

We expect success from Erdoğan, who has been unsuccessful for twenty-two years, let us question ourselves.

We are all in the same boat, this boat is leaking water.

In Turkey, the economy has not been going well for seven or eight years, there has been political chaos, yet the government has not changed.

What a pity

We have also become Arabized in football, even TRT is broadcasting matches from the Arabian Football League.

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When government spokespeople and supporters said, "Germany, England, France and America are jealous of us, people there have difficulty finding food," I lost my mind and could never return to normal.

Irresponsibility

Politicians and journalists need to be in close contact with the public, yet on social media most members of parliament and the press block citizens.

İngiltere'de yıllık enflasyon yüzde 1.7, Türkiye'deki yıllık enflasyon yüzde yüze yanaşıyor, iktidar sözcülerinin dediği gibi bizi kıskanıyorlar.

Everyone should know their place

The club president is a man who doesn't understand football and has no talent whatsoever. He can't be the equal of a mediocre football player or coach.

So interesting

Flattery reigns in this geography, yet throughout my life I have never heard anyone say to another person, "You are smarter than me, more knowledgeable, braver, more hardworking, more talented, more honest."

Ignorants

I can't express my opinion on any subject because of the prohibitions and punishments; the field is left to the ignorant.

İttihat ve Terakki Mason mu sorusu google'da böyle yanıtlanmış. 👇

Mustafa Kemal gizli ve siyasi bir örgüt olan Vatan ve Hürriyet Cemiyeti üyesiymiş, dernek İttihatçılarla birleşince o da İttihatçı olmuş. 👇

I'll break all the censors

There is such pressure on thinkers and writers in Turkey that it can't be explained, it must be experienced. I am probably the best writer this country has produced, I also make humor worldwide, I can't find a publisher, I am improving my English, I will translate my works, I will look for publishers abroad.

Turkish politicians

The level of politics has fallen so low that leaders can't appear in open sessions on television before elections because they can't speak two sentences without a written paper or a prompter in front of them.

Look at the lie

The President says, "Israel will attack Turkey," creates an artificial agenda, and doesn't want the economic crisis, the crashing stock market, increasing taxes, and rising inflation to be discussed.

Mecburen facebook ve twitter hesabı açtım

Birisi youtube'da yorumuma "saygılar, size nasıl ulaşabilirim?" yazmıştı, mailimi bildirdim, yorumlarımı sildiler. Mafya Hesaplaşması başlıklı videoydu, Bugün TV adlı hesap eklemişti, ben de "yazarım, bir mafyacının hayatını romanlaştırmak isterim, mizah da katarım," demiştim, iletişim engellenince sosyal medya hesabı açayım dedim, arayan bulabilsin.

Lümpenden kurtuldum

Telefonumu değiştirdim, lümpenden kurtuldum, başka bir boyuta geçtim, her alanda çıldırdım, özellikle İngilizce'de şaha kalktım. Bir daha kopuklarla irtibat kurar mıyım? Kitap tanıtımı yazarın görevi değil, şey yayıncıların şeylikleri yüzünden avamla irtibata geçmiştim.

Aradan onca zaman geçti

Arabistan'daki gsray-fener maçının niye oynanmadığını bilen bir kişi yok, kimseye bilgi verilmedi, herhalde devlet sırrıdır. Biz bu kadar şey bir topluluğuz! Maçın başlamasına dakikalar kalmış, iki takım da sahaya çıkmayacağız diye karar almış. Ne oldu? Bize anlatılmadığına göre utanılacak bir durum vardır. Dünyanın en güvenilir, dürüst, ahlaklı ve çalışkan iki milleti bir araya gelince anlaşmazlık olmaması gerekirdi, şaşırmamak mümkün mü? Suda hile olur, bu ikilide olmaz.

So true

There can be no stronger friendship than a partnership based on interest.

The turtle

The turtle can only move forward when it takes risks, that is, when it puts its head out.

Prophets

Why does God send the prophets one by one? Couldn't He have assigned a team of people such as the assistant of the prophet, the press spokesman, the person responsible for non-religious affairs?

Metro FM

Metro FM favori kanalım, saatlerce dinliyorum, güzel parçayı sözünden arıyorum, buluyorum ama demin linkini paylaştığım şarkıyı çok zor bulabildim, Kenya kabile dilinde söylenmiş. 🤭