Yazar, trader, horgeneral, Türk Silahsız Kuvvetleri Başkomutanı, Yokluk Fonu reisi, Hıyanet İşleri Başkanı, kuş pezevengi, düş hekimi, hayal taciri, borsa peygamberi, parayolları genel müdürü, parabulucu, kültür aristokratı, üstün korkaklık madalyası, beyaz zenci, haymatlos, tektuşconi, heccav, beisicumhur, meritokrasi, ekomünist, futbolog, sütkolik, arbitraj, satranç, snooker, müzik, briç, body building, kafes dövüşü. Yedi kitabımı da google.books'a yükledim.
Salı, Ekim 22, 2024
The state protects the citizen
Like the reinsurance company in insurance, there is a guarantor in betting, and it determines the odds. After the betting company called iddaa was privatized in Turkey, the odds were reduced a lot, and betting on foreign sites was also banned.
Abramowitsch
Abramowitsch is the best president in the history of football, his only misfortune was that he did not know me, I am currently translating my books into English, if I can find a publisher and he reads it, he will understand what a gem I am.
Pazartesi, Ekim 21, 2024
CHP
I have explained in my books in a very long way: CHP is the biggest problem of this country, it is a fascist party, it is status-oriented. Since there is no freedom of expression, I can't write some of my ideas.
Horgeneral👇
I AM TRANSLATING HORGENERAL INTO ENGLISH, LET ME SHARE A PARAGRAPH FROM THE HERO'S WRESTLING ADVENTURES:
I understood through this branch that talent and success are inversely proportional. As you can understand, I discovered a fact of life that goes something like, “The more talent you have, the more unsuccessful you are, the less talent you have, the more successful you are.” It was in line with this magical code that I was able to be promoted to the highest rank, the rank of Horgeneral. In the inverse proportion formula that we are familiar with from mathematics, if x increases and y decreases or if x decreases and y increases, then x and y are inversely proportional, and it is formulated as y = k / x. After changing the places of the variables x and y to talent and success, I placed them in their places in the formula. I developed a formula that can be considered my invention, talent = k / success. Let my existence be a gift to the Turkish existence, let my discovery be my gift to humanity! In honor of the future Horgenerals, three times, thank you, thank you, thank you!
Mourinho
I have watched Mourinho's teams since he came to Chelsea, he has never played enjoyable football, despite the most expensive squads, he has made them play strict defense, he has looked for goals from dead balls and counter attacks, he has preferred vertical passes more.
X, eski adıyla twitter
X platformu bloğumun linkini verdiğim ve youtube hesabımdan paylaşım yaptığım için hesabımı askıya alıyormuş, bana yönelik uygulama sanmıştım, herkese aynı şey yapılıyormuş.
Pazar, Ekim 20, 2024
Worthless types
We have deified people who can clean toilets or collect unemployment benefits in developed countries.
Cumartesi, Ekim 19, 2024
Ülkelerin satranç büyükusta sayısı
♟️ En çok satranç büyükustasına sahip ülkeler:
🇷🇺 Rusya: 256
🇺🇸 ABD: 101
🇩🇪 Almanya: 96
🇺🇦 Ukrayna: 93
🇮🇳 Hindistan: 64
🇭🇺 Macaristan: 58
🇷🇸 Sırbistan: 58
🇪🇸 İspanya: 56
🇫🇷 Fransa: 50
🇨🇳 Çin: 48
🇵🇱 Polonya: 45
🇦🇲 Ermenistan: 44
🇮🇱 İsrail: 43
🇨🇿 Çekya: 36
🇳🇱 Hollanda: 36
🏴 İngiltere: 36
🇧🇬 Bulgaristan: 34
🇭🇷 Hırvatistan: 32
🇬🇪 Gürcistan: 32
🇨🇺 Küba: 27
🇦🇿 Azerbaycan: 26
🇦🇷 Arjantin: 23
🇷🇴 Romanya: 22
🇸🇪 İsveç: 22
🇧🇾 Belarus: 18
🇺🇿 Özbekistan: 17
🇮🇹 İtalya: 16
🇳🇴 Norveç: 16
🇰🇿 Kazakistan: 15
🇧🇷 Brezilya: 14
🇨🇦 Kanada: 14
🇬🇷 Yunanistan: 14
🇮🇷 İran: 14
🇮🇸 İzlanda: 14
🇩🇰 Danimarka: 13
🇵🇭 Filipinler: 13
🇸🇰 Slovakya: 13
🇱🇻 Letonya: 12
🇸🇮 Slovenya: 12
🇹🇷 Türkiye: 12
🇨🇭 İsviçre: 11
🇻🇳 Vietnam: 11
🇦🇺 Avustralya: 10
🇲🇰 Kuzey Makedonya: 10
🇦🇹 Avusturya: 9
🇧🇪 Belçika: 9
🇨🇴 Kolombiya: 9
🇱🇹 Litvanya: 9
🇧🇦 Bosna-Hersek: 8
🇵🇪 Peru: 8
🇲🇩 Moldova: 7
🏴 İskoçya: 7
🇨🇱 Şili: 6
🇪🇬 Mısır: 6
🇲🇪 Karadağ: 6
🇪🇪 Estonya: 6
🇮🇩 Endonezya: 6
FIDE sıralamasına göre*
Our reality
In Turkey, when you tell the truth, you are considered a dissident, because we are used to wrongdoings.
It's not the team's or the fans' fault.
The player shown the red card should be replaced by someone from the substitutes bench, because the entire team and its fans are being punished. The player should also be given a fine, as a deterrent.
Cuma, Ekim 18, 2024
We are proud of the foreigner's success.
Could we have been successful if a Cuban had not been used in the women's national volleyball team?
Stability in Turkey
In Turkey, a person elected as a leader in any field, be it politics, sports or anything else, regards the demand for a change of government as factionalism, and defines the continuation of his own sovereignty as stability.
There is no difference between us
Except for insignificant factors such as intelligence, knowledge, and talent, there is no difference between us; you too can create literary masterpieces, write epics on the stock market, and become a great athlete.
How smart are we?
We expect success from Erdoğan, who has been unsuccessful for twenty-two years, let us question ourselves.
We are all in the same boat, this boat is leaking water.
In Turkey, the economy has not been going well for seven or eight years, there has been political chaos, yet the government has not changed.
What a pity
We have also become Arabized in football, even TRT is broadcasting matches from the Arabian Football League.
Perşembe, Ekim 17, 2024
🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
When government spokespeople and supporters said, "Germany, England, France and America are jealous of us, people there have difficulty finding food," I lost my mind and could never return to normal.
Irresponsibility
Politicians and journalists need to be in close contact with the public, yet on social media most members of parliament and the press block citizens.
Everyone should know their place
The club president is a man who doesn't understand football and has no talent whatsoever. He can't be the equal of a mediocre football player or coach.
So interesting
Flattery reigns in this geography, yet throughout my life I have never heard anyone say to another person, "You are smarter than me, more knowledgeable, braver, more hardworking, more talented, more honest."
Ignorants
I can't express my opinion on any subject because of the prohibitions and punishments; the field is left to the ignorant.
I'll break all the censors
There is such pressure on thinkers and writers in Turkey that it can't be explained, it must be experienced. I am probably the best writer this country has produced, I also make humor worldwide, I can't find a publisher, I am improving my English, I will translate my works, I will look for publishers abroad.
Turkish politicians
The level of politics has fallen so low that leaders can't appear in open sessions on television before elections because they can't speak two sentences without a written paper or a prompter in front of them.
Look at the lie
The President says, "Israel will attack Turkey," creates an artificial agenda, and doesn't want the economic crisis, the crashing stock market, increasing taxes, and rising inflation to be discussed.
Çarşamba, Ekim 16, 2024
Mecburen facebook ve twitter hesabı açtım
Birisi youtube'da yorumuma "saygılar, size nasıl ulaşabilirim?" yazmıştı, mailimi bildirdim, yorumlarımı sildiler. Mafya Hesaplaşması başlıklı videoydu, Bugün TV adlı hesap eklemişti, ben de "yazarım, bir mafyacının hayatını romanlaştırmak isterim, mizah da katarım," demiştim, iletişim engellenince sosyal medya hesabı açayım dedim, arayan bulabilsin.
Lümpenden kurtuldum
Telefonumu değiştirdim, lümpenden kurtuldum, başka bir boyuta geçtim, her alanda çıldırdım, özellikle İngilizce'de şaha kalktım. Bir daha kopuklarla irtibat kurar mıyım? Kitap tanıtımı yazarın görevi değil, şey yayıncıların şeylikleri yüzünden avamla irtibata geçmiştim.
Aradan onca zaman geçti
Arabistan'daki gsray-fener maçının niye oynanmadığını bilen bir kişi yok, kimseye bilgi verilmedi, herhalde devlet sırrıdır. Biz bu kadar şey bir topluluğuz! Maçın başlamasına dakikalar kalmış, iki takım da sahaya çıkmayacağız diye karar almış. Ne oldu? Bize anlatılmadığına göre utanılacak bir durum vardır. Dünyanın en güvenilir, dürüst, ahlaklı ve çalışkan iki milleti bir araya gelince anlaşmazlık olmaması gerekirdi, şaşırmamak mümkün mü? Suda hile olur, bu ikilide olmaz.
The turtle
The turtle can only move forward when it takes risks, that is, when it puts its head out.
Salı, Ekim 15, 2024
Prophets
Why does God send the prophets one by one? Couldn't He have assigned a team of people such as the assistant of the prophet, the press spokesman, the person responsible for non-religious affairs?
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My future plan
After translating my first satirical novel, Horgeneral, into English, I will try to reach foreign publishers, but I will not delay, I will t...