17 Şubat 2025

Brain training about religions!

Inflation

The real inflation in Turkey is around ninety percent, the Turkish Statistical Institute says 44 percent, but it hides the source of the data from the public. The salaries of civil servants, workers and retirees are determined like this for six months, for example, after January 2025, the salary of civil servant retirees was increased by 11.54 percent. If we also take into account the devaluation that has lasted for more than seven years, it becomes clear how depressed the lower class is. The only solution to reduce inflation and devaluation is to increase interest, otherwise consumption will be preferred over saving. Interest is said to be forbidden in Islam, but inflation is not, in other words, God has sided with bank bosses and big merchants. As a result of this, the subjects can be easily deceived. If there was freedom of expression, I would write more.

For the first time I came close to victory!💪👏🙏👇

Valentine's Day

I remembered today because it is Valentine's Day, February 14th, I have to admit that I have never loved any girl or woman in my life, all my relationships were based on sex, I have never met a woman whose mind and intellectual potential I liked, I don't think there could be such a person in Turkey, that's why I determined my biggest ideal to move abroad since my freshman year of high school, I didn't get married so that I could go if I could find the opportunity.

14.02.2025

İmpossible to believe!

In the country where the Greek minority in Istanbul was attacked on September 6-7, 1955, millions of Syrian, Afghan, Lebanese, ... immigrants are given settlement visas. Can you see the contradiction between expelling cultured people who have been living in this geography for centuries and embracing refugees? Where did Turkey come from? Actually, there is a lot to write but there is no freedom of expression! Turkey is a poor country, its debt per capita has reached 7 788 USD, it has been struggling with a severe economic crisis for seven or eight years, yet millions of Syrian and Afghan immigrants are allowed to enter the country, and those who criticize this issue are called racists and fascists.

I am copying a paragraph from Errorist to draw attention to my writing skills and the quality of my English translation. I am sure that I am one of the best writers, thinkers and humorists in the world, and when a publisher discovers me, everyone will see this fact.👇

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The publishing house owner, editor, proofreader, corrector, cover artist, translator, distributor, bookseller, second-hand bookseller, agent, ... all make money from the book; the author is happy if he can get his work published. To hell with this world!

12.02.2025

Omg!

In the last five days, I sent about 200 e-mails to publishing houses I could find on the internet, and not a single one of them wanted to read my satirical novel. This means that the system in the world of thought is structured in the same way, and not only in countries with poor bibliography like Turkey, but even in the most intelligent societies, the path of bright minds is blocked.

İnanılmaz!

Yandex arama motorunda A'dan Z'ye yabancı yayıncıların listesini buldum, cuma gününden bugün öğleye kadar linklerin tamamını tıkladım, belki yüze yakın mail gönderdim, en az on saat çabaladım, şerefim üzerine yemin ederim, birinden bile çalışmanı gönder diye yanıt alamadım. Mucizeler başardım, şaheserler yarattım, ikisini (üçüncüsüne devam ediyorum,) İngilizceye çevirdim ama yayınevine ulaşamıyorum. Adım kadar eminim, edebiyattan anlayan birilerine rastlarsam önüm açılacak, fakat kontak kuramıyorum. Neyse, yılmak yok, yedisini de çevirene kadar durmayacağım.

Turkey

Turkey has been experiencing a severe economic crisis for seven or eight years, the devaluation lasted for more than seven years, inflation has gotten out of control, not a single Turkish citizen has protested, no party or civil society organization has organized the masses, the people who are so insensitive get excited about controversial penalty or red card decisions in football. Adana Demirspor, whose relegation from the league was certain, withdrew from the field in the match against Galatasaray, which was six points ahead of its closest follower, this match was discussed for days, and problems such as poverty and hunger were not brought up. Since there is no freedom of expression, I can't write any more, I can't touch on issues such as corruption, bribery, etc. I have only one wish: I can escape from this country, settle in a civilized geography, and write until my last breath.

Bilgi doğruysa vah!

İç borç da şu anki USD (35.97 tl) kuruna göre 150.1 milyar USD ediyor. Dış borçla toplam 662 milyar USD borcumuz var. Türkiye'nin nüfusu 85 milyon olduğuna göre her vatandaşın 7788 USD borcu var. Borçlu adam hacca gidemez, hacca gidişlerin derhal yasaklanması gerekir.👇

Ocak 2025 enflasyonu

Religion

God said "interest is a sin!" but approved inflation, in short, he protected bankers and tycoons, and took a stand against the poor masses. There was no such prohibition in the other three religions that Islam called legitimate, in other words, God changed his mind, he banned alcohol, which was previously allowed, and he banned the hair of women who were uncovered from being seen. Religions are protected by laws, penal sanctions such as unemployment are applied, a one-sided doctrine is injected, and thesis and antithesis are not allowed to clash with scientific methods. Can't God protect himself, so that his servants protect him?

Twitter ülke yönetimlerinden para alıyor ve belli kişilere hesap açtırmıyor. Yayıncı aramak için iki farklı mail ile iki kere hesap açmak istedim, ikisi de anında kitlendi, ikincisinin fotoğrafını paylaşıyorum. O mecradan kaçın, yeni sahibiyle çok tehlikeli oldu. 👇

1 Şubat 2025

I am translating my third satirical novel, Errorist into English. If I can find a publisher, I am sure it will be a hit. There are some incredible jokes. I used Nicaragua as a setting for events that took place in Turkey. I can't share the anecdotes, but I can copy the photo of this paragraph so you can see how gripping it is and how high its literary quality is.

Derinçek icraata geçti

Kitaplarımı İngilizceye çevirmeye başladım, yayınevi bulamadım, fakat umursamadım, doludizgin devam ettim, yedisini de İngilizce yazana dek durmayacağım hatta o zaman bile oyalanmayacağım, biriken projelerimi İngilizce olarak kaleme alacağım. Son günlerde enteresan gelişmeler oldu, gencecik kızlar veya orta yaşlı kadınlar bana musallat oldular, güya erkek arıyorlarmış. Vay sikikler! Jigoloların rüyasında göreceği kız arkadaşlarım vardı, beni amsalak mı bellediniz? Tabii hepsine siktir çektim, diyalog ile zaman kaybetmedim. İlk eserim Horgeneral yayınlanınca da aynısı olmuştu, gökten yabancı karı yağmıştı, yıllar sonra onların derinçek ekibinin kiralık orospuları olduğunu anlamıştım, beni oyalamakla görevlendirilmişlerdi. Niye paçaları tutuşuyor? Türkiye ile alakam yok, evrensel hümanistim, edebi şahaserler üretmeye odaklandım. Kaldı ki yabancı yayınevi bulma ihtimalim yüzde birden az sayılır. Bu sefer oltayı yutmadım diye başka bir ibnelik tezgahlamasınlar? Skime, tşğıma, korkuyorsam tekerlek olayım, hedefime kitlendim, sabahın ilk ışıklarından geceyarısına dek çeviri yapıyorum.

Bu kediyi görünce mutlu oluyorum, eşref saatinde kendini sevdiriyor, evime yakın bir yerde olduğu için ziyaretine gidiyorum

23 Ocak 2025

Our pitiful state

Alcoholic beverages in Turkey have been heavily taxed, prices have reached insane levels. Brokers have taken advantage of this, and the production of counterfeit alcohol has increased. In the last four days in Istanbul, 38 people have died from counterfeit alcohol.👇

Errorist

Errorist is very funny, I am in a laughing coma, it was my third satirical novel, when I finish this one I will start translating my essays. I have no doubt about this: I am one of the best writers in the world, and I do humor at a very high level. When foreigners discover me, my path will open up, but I can't reach publishing houses.

Hoppala!

İçki çok pahalı olduğundan vatandaş kolaylıkla tuzağa düşebiliyor. 👇

Bu rakamlar doğruysa kulüpler temettü dağıtmalı ama zarar açıklıyor, korkunç bedelli sermaye artırımı yapılıyor, demek ki birileri müthiş lüplüyor. 👇

Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç kulübün yayın gelirleri; Galatasaray'ın 9.5 milyon euro, Fenerbahçe'nin 9 milyon euro, Beşiktaş'ın 7.3 milyon euro." Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç kulübün UEFA gelirleri; Galatasaray'ın 35 milyon euro. Fenerbahçe'nin 12.4 milyon euro. Beşiktaş'ın 8.2 milyon euro." Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç kulübün ürün satış gelirleri; Galatasaray'ın 70.5 milyon euro. Fenerbahçe'nin 61.2 milyon euro. Beşiktaş'ın 30.4 milyon euro." Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç kulübün stad hasılatları; Galatasaray'ın 52.7 milyon euro. Fenerbahçe'nin 36 milyon euro. Beşiktaş'ın 26.5 milyon euro." Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç kulübün yetiştirme ve kiralama gelirleri; Galatasaray'ın 6.3 milyon euro. Fenerbahçe'nin 2.8 milyon euro. Beşiktaş'ın 0 milyon euro." Erden Timur: "2023-24 sezonunda üç büyük kulübün total faaliyet geliri; Galatasaray'ın 228.3 milyon euro, Fenerbahçe'nin 158.6 milyon euro, Beşiktaş'ın 111.3 milyon euro."

I will write the following e-mail to foreign publishing houses regarding Horgeneral.👇

I am sharing a paragraph from my satirical novel Errorist.

Today I started translating my third satirical novel, Errorist, into English, and I am sharing the first sentence. There is flour, sugar, oil, but no halva! If I can find a foreign publishing house, my path will open up, I can get a permanent settlement visa, and I can be showered with money. Sure, it would be enough if I lived on a deserted island, ate my fill, read, wrote, and exercised constantly, but my cells are bursting with talent, I am doomed to be rich, and I can have a great career among smart people. Clear the left lane, Şenol Onay is coming!💪👏👇

Ocak 2025 tarihi

Bu sene, yani 1 Ocak 2025'den itibaren Matriks Mobile IQ ekranımı kapattırdım, zaten aylardan beri borsada işlem yapmıyordum, buraya yazayım, gelecekte okurum. 👇

Erdoğan hükümeti halkı iyice fakirleştirdi. 👇

Erken seçim şart

Köprü ücretlerine yüzde 43.24 ve yüzde 42.42 zam yapılmış, memur emeklisinin maaşına önümüzdeki altı ay için yüzde 11,54 zam yapılacak. Erdoğan yerine başka biri gelmeli, erken seçim şart!

Is this year that year?

This year, my books may be published first in English and then in other languages, my utopia of settling abroad, which I set as my biggest goal when I was a freshman in high school, may come true, my abs may be sliced magnificently. This is the first time I have had this much hope.

Hava güneşliydi, deniz çarşaf gibiydi, bu mevsimde böyle bir görüntü insanı şaşırtıyor

Unbelievable things are happening in Turkey

Turkey is in debt, it has been struggling with an economic crisis for years, in this environment, without holding a referendum or even informing the public, millions (it is said to be close to ten million) of Syrians and Afghans were settled in Turkey, of course the problems have doubled, taxes have increased, inflation is out of control, house rents have skyrocketed. Forget about the refugees, we can't feed ourselves, when we criticize them they call us racist.

Ekrem Cesur, the hero of Horgeneral, gets involved in the stock market even though he doesn't have a penny, shows off his skills, and robs those who rob people in real life in the virtual world.🤭💪👇