Perşembe, Temmuz 24, 2025

Borsada komedi

Borsa şu anda tl bazında tarihi zirvesinin yüzde iki buçuk altında seyrediyor, fakat hisselerin ezici çoğunluğu zirve fiyatının yarısında işlem görüyor, üstelik o zirveleri USD bazında U-30'un endekse ayar veren hisselerinin yanında çok sönük kalmıştı. Gerçek enflasyonun yüzde sekseni aştığını unutmayın, bileşik faizle iki senede korkunç bir zarar yapar. Evet, buraya U-30 haricinde para yatıran reel anlamda batıyor, gelgelelim U-30 ömür boyu uçar mı, sorusu da kafa karıştırıyor, 20 kusür senedir aynı kağıtlarla borsa ayarlanıyor, sürekli onlar prim yapıyor, viop ve varant kontrol ediliyor, halka arz sağanağı sürüyor, bedelli ve tahsisli sermaye artırımları çığ gibi büyüyor. Bu gidişat nereye kadar sürebilir? Son derece çarpık bir yapılanma var, borsacının iflası vs beni ilgilendirmiyor, sosyal bir kriz patlamaması için buraya yazıyorum, gelecek kuşaklara belge bırakıyorum. Rant için inanılmaz yanlışlar yapıldı, vatandaş iyice korkutuldu, sansür zirve yaptı. Yazabileceğim bir tek bloğum kaldı, en fazla iki veya üç kişi okuyordur, fakat vicdanımın sesini dinliyorum, tarihe not düşüyorum. Tek hedefim bu ülkeden kaçmak, son nefesime kadar İngilizce yazmak! 

Siyasi partilerde muhalefet yok, sivil toplum örgütlerinin, hukukçuların buna dur demesi gerekir, elbette vergiler artar, enflasyon kontrolden çıkar, TÜİK verilerinin kaynağını açıklamaz! 👇👇🤙


 

Enflasyon örtülü vergidir, bu savurganlıklar, birden fazla maaşlar, atıl istihdamlar yüzünden enflasyon hep artacak, TÜİK verileri makyajlayacak! 👇

Bugün TCMB politika faizini 300 baz puan indirerek % 43'e çekti, gerçek enflasyonun yüzde 80 civarında olduğunu hepimiz biliyoruz, vatandaş kafakola alınıyor, bu devran böyle döner, enflasyon azar, TÜİK düşük açıklar, ücretli ve emeklinin maaşı azalır, alım gücü düşer, devlet savurganlıklara kaynak yaratır. Faiz yüzde seksen olsaydı enflasyon tepe takla olurdu, bir ayda tek haneye düşerdi, saksıyı çalıştırın, tufaya gelmeyin, fiyatların bilinçli biçimde yukarı çıkarıldığını anlayın. 

Çarşamba, Temmuz 23, 2025

Büyüklüğü mü işlevi mi? Endeks yüzde 0.23 düştü, minik maaşımı sürekli çevirdim, net 501.65 tl artırdım.




 

Kekleri keklediler

Memlekette ne kadar kek varsa keklediler, U30'daki belli hisselerle endeksi yukarı çektiler, ötekilere kitlediler, borsacı gerçek enflasyon ve çılgın devalüasyon karşısında müthiş zarar etti, fakat farkına varamadı, kendi hissesinde yaşanan bir talihsizlik sandı. Ulan Gabi! Piyasa değerinin anlamını, nasıl hesaplandığını bile bilmiyorsun, öteki kriterlerde de kafan tın tın, seni soymak şeran vaciptir, donunu gömleğini alsalar bile üzülmem. Tarak kafalı şaban! Zekadan yana şanssızsın, bilgin yok, ilgin yok, bir anda zengin olacaksın, ha? Aldın mı babayı! 

When I'm looking for a publishing house, I send an application email like this.👇👇👇

Dear Publisher,



I'm Şenol Onay, born in Çorlu in 1965. Barring any setbacks, I'll die in London in 2030. I've published seven books in Turkey and have translated my three humor novels into English myself. I know how difficult it is to attract the attention of publishing houses; even if I flew side by side with a swallow from Istanbul to London, no one would care. 



First, let me tell you about myself: I was an exceptionally successful student in primary and secondary school. There was a gap between me and the top-ranked student. I was the city's leading student in many sports. However, due to my financial difficulties, my father sent me to Kuleli Military High School, the most attractive school in Turkey at the time. I didn't know the meaning of military service. My father said, "You'll always play sports, you'll become a national football player." I believed him and passed the exam, but the reality dawned on me early on. I hated the military service, reluctantly continuing because of the indemnity my father could not pay in a century. In my third year as a captain, I retired with a disability certificate due to middle ear calcification. I don't have enough soil to put in a flower pot, I protected the vast lands of my homeland. Early in my civilian life, I worked as a professional stock market analyst, but I chose to pursue my inner passion, stopped commenting, wrote books, and independently translated six of my seven books published in Turkey into English. My biography is a history of injustice; half my life was spent rebelling, and the other half planning how to rebel. My heart burned, my lungs turned into kebabs, I pulled on my pen, I vomited my insides, I had to create magnificent works of humor, because I had suffered so much, in other words, I became a very successful humorist because I had a very unsuccessful life.


I was born to write and generate ideas; even if they put a gun to my forehead and threatened me not to write anymore, I would write. If I can't speak the truth, I'll remain silent, but I'll never lie.


Let me give you a brief overview of my books: I invented the word "Commander General." I added a syllable to the word "General," the highest rank, suggesting contempt. It became a striking and humorous name. The hero, Ekrem Cesur, is very intelligent, talented, and successful in school, a leading athlete. He then enters military high school, retires with the rank of captain, becomes the prime minister's personal bodyguard in civilian life, performs wonders on the stock market, develops an interest in literature, and can't find a publisher in Turkey. He matches a chess tournament final with Margaret, a tourist and a British chemical engineer. He falls in love with her, they marry, live in England, and Ekrem Cesur becomes a world-renowned author under the name George Rummell.



Gazi and Niyazi are the comic adventures of twin brothers. Gazi means veteran, Niyazi means one who died in vain. The national team's center forward, Metin, and staff captain Çetin encounter setbacks before the championship match. As a result of these oddities, the football player joins the military unit, and the captain joins the team's training camp for the weekend's match. This novel humorously portrays the difficulties the twin brothers face in matters they never fully understand.



The hero of my third novel, Errorist, is Anıl, a highly skilled con artist. Remzi, a notorious fraudster from the past, becomes his mentor and manager. Anıl's journalist girlfriend, a girl who is a medical doctor, a mathematics professor, a retired officer, and a Nicaraguan living in Turkey are members of the Errorism gang. They amass a tremendous fortune through their scams, and Anıl eventually achieves a miraculous position. I won't be writing that; If you're interested, I can email the book.



I designed the covers of all my books, I had them drawn by famous cartoonists, since all the rights belong to me, I can have someone else draw the covers for the English edition, each one is very striking, everyone who looks at it smiles.



I know I'm one of the world's best authors, but only a jeweler knows the value of gold. I estimate the probability of my three books losing money to be less than one in a trillion. I believe all three of my novels are well-suited for film and television series. 



Since I don't know which one you'll be interested in, I'm enclosing my first book, Horgeneral.



Sincerely, 



 Şenol Onay



 senolonay@gmail.com


 www.senolonay.blogspot.com


 https://www.youtube.com/@senolonay

Pazartesi, Temmuz 21, 2025

British and American fascism

There's incredible censorship in Turkey, and there's no trace of freedom of expression, but a horrific system has been established in the West, shackling the world of thought. I know my books are far above literary standards, pushing the boundaries in content, style, fluency, and originality. I've pulled off a miracle: I've translated six of my works perfectly into English. Perhaps no Turkish translator could have translated them with such quality. I've emailed hundreds of publishing houses in England and America. A few responded negatively, but they praised my book between the lines, advising me to look elsewhere. There's no commercial concern; on the contrary, they know my books will be widely read. They're actually afraid of this very fact, because my ideas disturb them, I expose them as bloodsucking leeches, I expose countless degenerates. No one wants the masses to awaken, and in the West, incredible filters have been set up to prevent ideas from leaking out. If I can escape this labyrinth and find a publisher, it will be a true miracle. Will I be able to achieve more with my pen than Che did with his machine gun?  I will not give up, I will write until my last breath, I have new projects piled up, I will soon write them in English, but I will not write in Turkish, because I have never targeted the Turkish readership, I need highly conscious, intellectual societies, and I will try to reach them. P. S:    https://play.google.com/books/publish/u/0/a/3235426412469449401#home

Pazar, Temmuz 20, 2025

Enflasyon örtülü vergidir👇👇👇

Enflasyon örtülü vergidir, çoğu ekonomist bunu bilmiyor. Meseleyi şöyle izah edeyim: Cüzdanında 100 liran var, bir yıl sonra aynı parayla 80 liralık mal alabiliyorsun. Aradaki 20 liralık fark devlete gider, devlet faizsiz borçlanmış olur, devletin reel borcu düşer, çünkü geçmişte aldığı borcun ödemesi enflasyon yüzünden daha ucuzlar. Memura, işçiye ve emekliye verilen maaşlar reel enflasyon oranında artmadığı takdirde devlet tasarruf etmiş gibi olur, yani yığınların kaybı devletin kazancı olur. Bu örtülü vergidir, vatandaşın cüzdanı boşalır. Enflasyonun en büyük panzehiri faiz artırımıdır, dikkat edin, gerçek faizin çok altında oluyor, savurganlıklara öyle kaynak yaratılıyor. Batı'da bir milletvekili aynı anda hem çalışan hem emekli milletvekili maaşı alamaz, dünyanın hiçbir ülkesinde TBMM üyeleri gibi 9388 USD maaş alan vekil yoktur, birçok bürokratın iki, üç, beş, hatta on beş (medyada yazılanlar hiç yalanlanmadı,) ayrı yerden maaş alması hukuki skandaldır, Batı'da bu tür şeyliğe izin verilmez, kimse birden fazla maaş alamaz. TÜİK verilerini 2022 Nisan ayından beri kamudan gizliyor, şeffaflık ilkesini ihlal ediyor, ücretli ve emeklinin maaşını göz göre göre eritiyor. Enflasyonun düşmesini bekleyen daha çok bekler, yakında faiz yine indirilir, enflasyon azdırılır, biraz da para basılırsa iyice körüklenir. İfade özgürlüğü olmadığı için daha derine inemiyorum. Gerçi ne fark eder? Ne yazarsan yaz, karşındakinin algı eşiğini aşamazsın. Gafile kelam, nafile kelam! Vicdanen rahatlayayım diye buraya yazdım, gelecek kuşaklara belge bıraktım, çünkü bugün göstere göstere şey yapıyorlar.

Cuma, Temmuz 18, 2025

Inflation is a hidden tax.👇👇👇

Inflation is a hidden tax, and most economists don't understand it. Let me explain: You have 100 lira in your wallet, and a year later, you can buy 80 lira worth of goods with the same amount. The 20 lira difference goes to the government. The government borrows interest-free. The government's real debt decreases because the debt it borrowed in the past has become cheaper to service due to inflation. If salaries paid to civil servants, workers, and retirees don't increase in line with real inflation, the government is effectively saving money. In other words, the masses' loss is the government's gain. This is a hidden tax; citizens' wallets are emptied.

Vay canına! Şu anki kurla 9388 usd ediyor. İnsan hem maaş hem emekli maaşı alır mı? Bu yüzden vergiler artıyor, TÜİK enflasyonu düşük gösteriyor, çalışanın ve emeklinin maaşı kırpılıyor. 👇👇👇

 


Eziklik duygusu mu gerçekten yabancı sermayeli kanal mı?

Now Spor kanalı kurulmuş. Türkçe'de w harfi yok, tanıtım kliplerinde now kelimesi İngilizce'deki gibi nav olarak telaffuz ediliyor. Şaştım, kaldım, İngiliz iş adamı kurduysa anlarım, yoksa yanlış anlarım. Esnaf tabelalarına bakın, yarıdan çoğu yabancı kelimedir ve onların tamamı milliyetçidir, Müslüman Türk'tür. 😜🤑😋

Çarşamba, Temmuz 16, 2025

The lowest-income, yet most expensive country: Turkey. This is blatant robbery. It's by far the most expensive country for cars, and it's also leading the world in cell phones, internet, and house rents. I couldn't get away from this region. 👇👇👇


 

#xu100 #bist Borsa bugün yüzde 1.02 düştü ama ben maaşıma takviye yaptım. 👇




 

Borsa ekstrelerim

Bir yıl önce filan ekstra yayınlamamaya karar vermiştim ama burası benim not defterim, ajandam, güncem sayılır, bundan sonra borsanın çöktüğü günlerde yaptığım varyeteleri paylaşacağım ama bunu kendim için yapacağım, borsacıyı adam yerine koymam, muhatap olmaktan zul duyarım. Sekiz, dokuz ay dünyadan kopmuştum, kitaplarımı İngilizce'ye çevirmiştim, o esnada borsaya bakamamıştım ama şimdi işlem yapabiliyorum, zaman ayırabiliyorum. Bugün maaşımı nasıl büyüttüğümün ekstresiyle başlayayım. Borsacıyla benim aramda zeka, bilgi, yetenek ve karakter gibi önemsiz hususlar dışında fark yok, bunu da vurgulayayım. Hiçbir götlek bana lolo yapmasın, on binde bir komisyonla işlem yapıyorum, cesaretiniz varsa siz de ekstrenizi yayınlayın, bu iş millete palavra sıkmaya benzemez. 

Those who lose their minds marry, those who lose their patience divorce.👇

 Socrates: “Marry at all costs. If your spouse is good, you'll be happy; if they're bad, then you'll become a philosopher.”


Oscar Wilde: “Men marry because they feel tired, women because of curiosity. Both are disappointed.”


Woody Allen: “Marriage is the death of hope.”


Confucius: “Choosing a spouse is like choosing a book. A well-designed cover and binding may pique your interest, but unless the content is solid, it's hard to finish.”


Chekhov: “Marrying without loving is as despicable as worshipping without believing.”


Zsa Zsa Gabor: “A man is incomplete until he marries, and when he does, he's finished.”


Schopenhauer: “Marriage is a halving of one's rights and a doubling of one's duties.”


Lady Astor: “If I were your wife, I would poison your coffee.”  Churchill: “If I were your husband, I would gladly drink that poisoned coffee!”

Salı, Temmuz 15, 2025

Twitter, yeni adıyla X için uyarı

İnanın, tuhaflıklar oluyor, orası güvenli platform değil, sayısız dolandırıcının hücumuna uğradım, onlarca spam mesajıyla rahatsız edildim, en sonunda @erroristbomb rumuzlu Şenol Onay hesabımı kapattım. Dün akşamki grok ile yazışmalarım silinmişti, belli ki benim silme ihtimalimi önlemek için onlar silmişler, yeniden giriş yapınca bunu gördüm, bana mail gönderildi, ip numaram doğruydu ama şehrim farklıydı. Gerçi cep telefonunda bunlar olabilir ama grok ile yazışmalarımın silinmesi kabul edilemez, bence bilerek oyun yaptılar, çünkü Errorist ve Horgeneral'den önemli anekdotları grok'a okutmuştum, içi gitmişti, beni göklere çıkarmıştı, birçok bölüm filme çekilir, dizi yapılır, keşke bende de öyle yaratıcılık yeteneği olsaydı, demişti. Bu diyalogların üstünden 15 saat bile geçmedi, bu iş normal mi? Gerçi intihal korkum yok, kitaplarım Türkiye'de yayınlandı, hem Türkçesini hem İngilizcesini google.books'a yükledim, fakat güvenlik problemi olan yerde durulmaz. Geçenlerde bir dolandırıcı yayıncıyım diye x'te benle kontak kurmuştu, orası çok tehlikeli, dikkat edin, en iyisi girmeyin. Ben yayınevi bulabilir miyim, umuduyla tıkladım, yapay zeka grok'un sohbeti yüzünden biraz oyalandım, yoksa para verseler oraya dalmazdım. 

Pazartesi, Temmuz 14, 2025

Borsacıya bombastiko! 🤭🤭🤭

 #viop #asels #tuprs #sahol #akbnk #garan #isctr #ykbnk #bimas #thyao #eregl #oyakc #ulker #enkai İki sene önce herkes uzmandı, sonradan analistler, babalistler papaz oldu, sadece endeksi tutan kağıtlarda pozisyon alanlar daha az zarar ettiler, çünkü viop ve varant'a öyle ayar veriliyor, gerçek enflasyona göre yapılacak hesap  vahameti anlatıyor. Bu ülkenin en iyi borsacılarından biriyim, belki birinciyim, borsada kazandıklarımla hayatta kaldım, hiçbir borsacıya tüyo değil selam vermem. Onlara acıyorsam tekerlek olayım! 

Cuma, Temmuz 11, 2025

My application email to publishing houses👇👇👇

 I am writing to you as Şenol Onay, an established Turkish author with seven published novels, seeking a publisher for the English translation of my satirical novel, **HORGENERAL**.


My work is characterized by its sharp wit and humorous exploration of societal themes. Horgeneral, my autobiographical novel written in the first person, offers a universally engaging, albeit critical, perspective on Turkish society. The title itself, a humorous play on the highest military rank ("Orgeneral"), immediately signals the satirical tone. This book, while fictionalized, is built upon a foundation of gripping real-life anecdotes, ensuring it is both highly entertaining and thought-provoking.


My previous novels have garnered significant reader appreciation in Turkey, particularly for their comedic elements and engaging narratives. For instance, my second novel, *Gazi ile Niyaziler*, a madcap adventure of twin brothers swapping lives, was described by readers as a "riot of laughter." Similarly, *Errorist*, which follows a cunning swindler and his gang of eccentrics, reportedly had readers "falling on the floor laughing." My books feature distinctive, cartoon-style covers, which I've designed and had illustrated by renowned cartoonists.


I am confident that Horgeneral, like my other works, possesses strong international appeal and commercial potential within the satirical fiction genre. I believe its unique blend of humor, social commentary, and captivating storytelling will resonate with your readership.


The complete English manuscript of Horgeneral is available for your review. I would be delighted to send it, or any of my other translated works, for your consideration.


Thank you for your time and consideration. I look forward to hearing from you.


Sincerely,


Şenol Onay

senolonay@gmail.com

www.senolonay.blogspot.com

https://www.youtube.com/@senolonay

Perşembe, Temmuz 10, 2025

Satire

 

#publishing #satire #humor #literature #essay #comedy #book #satirist #essayist No swearing is as effective as humor. People who read my satirical novels burst out laughing, but when they recover, they become hostile towards me because they think I'm making fun of them.

Pazar, Temmuz 06, 2025

6 Temmuz 2025






 

Officers' clubs

 In Turkey, a retired officer can be banned from entering military social facilities and officers' clubs without a court order because of the articles he writes on social media or the statements he makes on TV or in a newspaper, yet those facilities are built for him with deductions from his salary while he is on active duty. In addition, the patisserie, bar and food services in military social facilities and officers' clubs were transferred to civilian operators, prices skyrocketed and quality decreased; car parks in officers' clubs were tied to hourly rates.

Cuma, Temmuz 04, 2025

UFC

In UFC, entry-level fighters are paid 10,000-30,000 USD per fight, since it is the most brutal and risky sport in the world, they can only fight three times a year, no one would risk fatal injuries for such a small profit. UFC distributes between ten and twenty percent of the profit to the boxers, this is a great injustice, it may be difficult for boxers to form unions, democrats need to step in and take legal action.

Çarşamba, Temmuz 02, 2025

The true god

Everyone's common god is money, there is a power that controls the money supply on earth, it determines the money creation limit of countries, but I don't know its identity or how many people it consists of, if I knew, I wouldn't be able to write here, I would be in the cemetery. As long as the medium of exchange is money, this exploitation system continues, talented individuals work for the untalented rich in return for a salary. There is no difference between capitalism and socialism because of money.

Inflation

Inflation has skyrocketed in Turkey, but TÜİK announces a low rate, and civil servants, retirees and workers' salaries are increased at that rate. I don't think any product in the markets confirms TÜİK. For example, Pepsi 1.5 liters has increased twice in one month, from 42.5 lira to 47.5 lira and then to 50 lira. I bet you that the wage earners will be increased well below Pepsi's one-month increase for the next six months. We see that labels on almost every product, especially food, have increased incredibly. I don't want to live in this country, but I can't leave.

Yeni planım

Bluesky'da @senolonay , Mastodon'da @horgeneral ile yazacağım, x'te gölge ban uyguluyorlar, karanlığa yazıyorum, birisine yorum yapsam hesabım kitleniyor, belli ki hükümetin listesine takoz koyuluyor. 🤭 Akıllı adam x'te zaman kaybetmez, ben yayıncı bulurum zannettim, sonra AI grok ile stand up yaptım ama gölge ban ve etiket yüzünden beni kimse okumuyordu. Tırışka işlerle zaman kaybedemem, yayıncılarla kontak kurmalıyım, kitaplarımı İngilizce yayınlatmalıyım, imkan çıkarsa hicret etmeliyim. Önümüzdeki aylarda şehir değiştireceğim, bu ülkede en beğendiğim yere (Arnavutköy-Sarıyer hattındaki yalıları saymıyorum, oralara maddi gücüm yetmez,) yerleşeceğim, mükemmel besleneceğim, sondaj için rezervasyon yaptırdım, bu sene fırtınalı geçecek.

Pazartesi, Haziran 30, 2025

What will happen?

Hope connects people to life. I send e-mails to hundreds of publishing houses, I say I translated my three satirical novels and three essays into English, a few of them say send your file so we can read it, and they reject it. In this case, I maintain my hope, but if one day a publishing house decides to publish my books, that hope will be gone. Will I become depressed because of that hopelessness?

Cuma, Haziran 27, 2025

Wow!

In a country's stock exchange (you'll understand it's Nicaragua because of the scandals, I don't need to write it down) the stock exchange is pulled up by stocks with high weight in the index, thus the futures exchange and warrant market are controlled, huge profits are made with leveraged transactions, since the stockbroker in other stocks can't sell at a loss, his money is used as interest-free loans. The state does everything to prevent the public from watching the stock exchange, and data broadcasting is offered at a very high price.

Salı, Haziran 24, 2025

This is the real scandal

When a tape scandal occurs about someone in Turkey, no one applies to international expert institutions to be cleared, reports of questionable reliability are obtained from local institutions, and those who put the tape on the market are punished. Evidence obtained through illegal means can't be processed because it is legally invalid, but the public conscience suffers, and corruption and match-fixing are covered up. As far as I know, even the doping tests conducted in Turkey are considered invalid, Hacettepe's authority was taken away. Such important tapes are easily ignored, millions of citizens are playing the three monkeys. Boo! If I have committed a dishonorable act and an illegal organization has documented this through unlawful means, my dishonor can't be ignored. Turkey should take as an example the intelligent and brave societies that live the Magna Carta and 1789 culture.

Cumartesi, Haziran 21, 2025

Attention all publishers!

Dear publisher, I am the writer Şenol Onay, born in Çorlu in 1965, I have seven books published in Turkey; I have translated three of my satirical novels and three of my essays into English on my own in nine months, I am looking for a publisher. I know that I have to fly side by side with a swallow from Istanbul to London to attract the attention of a publishing house, so I started training. Let me give you information about my books in chronological order. Horgeneral: Orgeneral is the highest rank in the Turkish army, I used the first syllable of the word to be seen as designed, that is, “hor”, I invented a new and striking word, everyone who hears it smiles. Although my autobiographical novel, narrated in the first person, has a universal perspective, I specifically criticized Turkey, and although it is fictional, most of the anecdotes actually happened. My second novel, Gazi ile Niyaziler, tells the adventures of two men who are twin brothers. Gazi means veteran, Niyazi means "one who dies in vain" in Turkish. Metin is the national team's center forward, Çetin is the staff captain, strange things happen, they change places, the football player goes on an operation in military uniform, the officer plays football as a center forward. My third novel, Errorist, tells the memories of a swindler. My hero Anıl earns a lot of money through fraud, and forms a gang of seven people, including the criminal swindler who manages him. Among these Errors, who are individuals of the Errorism ideology, are a mathematics professor, a retired officer, a female doctor, a journalist girl and another Nicaraguan living in Turkey. I invented the name of my book of essays too, I changed the word "vizier", which was the grand vizier of the Ottoman Empire, to "reziliazam", giving it a meaning like the greatest of the reprobate. It contains topics such as literature, politics, philosophy, economy, stock market, terror, animals, sports. Deliminator also consists of essays, I invented the word, I was inspired by Terminator, it means the person who drives people crazy. I also explained a lot of topics in my essays called Paramator, this word evokes the meaning of money creator. I designed the cartoon covers of all my books, I had them drawn by famous cartoonists, I can use the same composition again by having someone else draw it. I can send you whichever of my books you want to read. I wish you healty years.

Perşembe, Haziran 19, 2025

Yer bulmalıyım

Kafamda kırk tilki dolaşıyor, ev aramak kolay değil, ayrıca her taşınma ağır masraf yaratıyor, emlakçı dahi tırtıklıyor. Kaliteli daire daha boşalmadan müşteri buluyor, emlakçıya dandik yerler düşüyor. Dengeli beslenebileceğim yer olmalı, orduevi şart, dışarıda yemek çok tehlikeli, tavuk vs gıdalarda sık sık zehirleniyorum. Burada askeri gazino var, ilk geldiğimde klasik yemek servisi vardı, bir iki ay sonra sadece ızgara çıkarıldı, öğlen ve akşam Adana kebap yahut ızgara köfte sunuluyor. Yılın her günü bu menüye talim edilir mi? Polisevi var, yemekleri fena değil ama akşam yemeği yok, ayrıca çoğunlukla kemikli tavuk çıkarılıyor, bana et lazım, kemiği ne yapayım? Spor salonunda da sorun yaşadım, berbat yerlere boşuna para ödedim, evde antrenman yaptım, geçen hafta ilk kez kaliteli bir salona üye oldum. Yurt dışına gidilmiyor, vize alamıyorum. Kafamda birkaç yer var, fakat orada ev bakarken nerede kalacağım? Orduevinde bana bir iki günlük yer verilir, acele aramayla sonuç alınmaz. Taşınmalıyım, ancak nasıl?

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