The last four paragraphs of the Horgeneral:

I said I changed, I really became civilized, I adopted logic, I rooted my spirituality, I became informed. In the past, I was angry at the carelessness, ignorance, ingratitude, clumsiness, and lack of culture of the intellectuals in Turkey, I used to curse, I used to get nervous for no reason, but now I have broken my bond of belonging, I make fun of them. When objective literary people learn about my rejection and the indifferent attitude of the fickle publishers, they laugh until tears flow from their eyes, and sometimes they even cross themselves. At that moment, my heart is in tears, I cannot hide my embarrassment and the blush on my face. Even Coni, who has Turkish blood, cannot stand being made fun of, becomes surly and pecks the English, who laugh heartily at our pitiful emptiness; he has already reached the age of maturity, suffers from indigestion and gets angry easily; because of his small size, they consider his attacks as tickling, but I would not be surprised if one day he puts out the eye of a bookish person. Only Rose is understanding, does not make fun of my fossilized fellow countrymen and does not anger the fearless Coni. I attribute her insensitivity to her doghood, am I right? You may think that I feel imprisoned and miss my homeland, based on the classic saying, “They put a nightingale in a golden cage, and it said, ‘Ah my homeland!’” Let me write for the Atatürkists and orientalists who like to tinker and are curious about the past. Which homeland? If there are warriors who die for it and modernize it, it is a homeland, if traitors who flee from war become rich, if theorists without medals are charred, if those who currently smile pleasantly on those lands are miserable; if the children of martyrs and veterans are cursed ungratefully and sob with a sorrowful face, the rest is a lie. He who has not suffered cannot know the value of pleasure. Do I miss the blizzard of Ankara when Coni is with me? I have distanced myself from the Middle East, I have closed the book of Turkey forever, I know neither chargé d'affaires nor ambassadors; I have forgotten the limitations, the spiritism, the sluggishness, the timetable, the feudalism, the favoritism, the ambition, the missionary, the exploitation, the partisanship, the swindle, the trickery, the hesitation, the damnation, the indifference, the irritability, the swindling, the deceitfulness, the restlessness, the sorrow, the veiling, the lack of freedom, the resentment, the hardness, I enjoy the British air. Life is nice, the rest is useless! The serious impudence or original puppet-hood of privileged skullduggers does not bother me. Of course I will not drive a stake into the world, I will grow old, and sooner or later I will rest in the cemetery. I did not want to curse the suspicious Turkish diaspora, I am sorry; I came into the world as a slave Turk, I will go out as a mighty Englishman, that is why I am proud, I have become a humanist and have reached spiritual fulfillment. There is another change in England that I find strange and have difficulty adapting to. In Turkey, I never went out with an umbrella, I used to supplement it with a hood. At first I did this stupidity, but I gradually got wiser and started to take two umbrellas with me on days when the meteorologists warned of heavy rain. With one I protected myself from the rain that was falling in drops, and with the other, which I used as a shield, I protected myself from a greater disaster, namely vehicles splashing muddy water on me; however, in orderly London, one umbrella is more than enough. Oh, those stoic and dignified Anglo-Saxons! Let alone getting wet, they don’t even know how to be a bravado. Water finds its bed. Ekrem Cesur, who became alienated from his own country while serving as a captain in the ranks of the Turkish Armed Forces, accepted defeat, sadly took his bundle to his seat, was later promoted to the rank of Horgeneral, could not succeed despite his long efforts within the Turkish Unarmed Forces and changed his residence, offers his respects to his literary compatriots, his concerns to the mischief-makers who make the spider-like Turkey uninhabitable for enlightened Turks, who cause them to emigrate, who encourage them to travel around the world, to become refugees, to be outcasts and to be homeless. Let our existence be a gift to the torturers who sing the song “How happy I am a Turk!” and the arrogant show-offs, may our hearts be filled with joy, may tragicomic writers live long!

Hey amigo, che Sabata!

My biggest dream was to translate my books into English, I read English novels for years, I considered increasing my vocabulary to 70-80 thousand, more valuable than having 50 billion dollars, I recently saw that I can now translate myself. I will not stop until I translate all seven of my works, I have gone crazy in one word, I have disconnected from the world, I now listen to music to relax, I do weight training six days a week, I will also slice my abs, I will rise from the ashes, then I will settle in a foreign country, preferably England, I will write and read until I die in London in 2030, I will leave the world I came to ignorantly, having learned a little.

Caravan

I think the best life in Turkey can be in a caravan, I have not come across one with Turkish plates, I saw Bulgarian minibus type caravans in Kırklareli, the back of the driver's cabin was a dormitory, I liked it very much.

20.11.2024

My readers

Except for the female teacher who read Reziliazam, none of my readers contacted me for literary purposes; they all believed that Horgeneral's adventures were real and believed in the fortune the novel's hero earned from the stock market, and approached me for personal gain.

My future plan

After translating my first satirical novel, Horgeneral, into English, I will try to reach foreign publishers, but I will not delay, I will translate all my other six books into English, I will write my new books in English, if I wait to settle abroad, my life may not be long enough.

What a ridiculous situation

Fenerbahçe club official spokesman announced that they will not send a basketball player to the national team because the national basketball team coach is a Galatasaray fan and celebrated Galatasaray's 3-1 away win over Fenerbahçe, and in fact, no Fenerbahçe player was invited to the Turkey-Hungary basketball match. Such an event is only seen in tribal states, and Turkey has fallen into this state.

The state

The dominant power has established a system to govern and control the people, called it the state, and placed the people it wanted in the management. This is the essence of the formation that billions of people call sacred. There is no exam for the candidates for deputy or mayor; all it takes to become a candidate is to donate a large sum of money to the party; someone prepares the list and the people vote for them, thinking they are making their choice with their own free will.

Turkey

I will be sixty in six months, I have never come across a solid product or a reliable person in Turkey (except for my late father). Goods, food, clothing, ... are all fraudulent, there is no one who does not lie! I was also lying until recently, I still could not be honest, I remain silent instead of writing the truth on the subjects I am knowledgeable about. Quality products are not sold in our country, for example Sony was fired. I can't find durable shoes. We are condemned to thin and terrible quilts and blankets. The world knows our fruits and vegetables, European countries have banned the import of fruits and vegetables from Turkey since my youth (in the eighties). We extract the juice from oranges with syringes. I bought at least ten headphones in the last ten years to listen to music, all of them broke and malfunctioned in a short time. I have given many examples in my books. I have no other ideal than to get rid of this country and write until my last breath!

European Nations League

A tournament as unnecessary as the European Nations League is unthinkable. I do not doubt the sanity of those who planned the organization, I think they established a ridiculous league so that the European Super League would not be established.

TUS 2024 EYLÜL SIRALAMASI

Teofilo Stevenson

In my opinion the best boxer of all time was the Cuban Teofilo Stevenson, who won most of his fights by knockout in the first round until the year he quit boxing; he was offered a fortune to turn professional and fight Muhammad Ali but he refused, he said he would not fight for money, he was a sincere socialist.

Mike Tyson

Don't underestimate Mike Tyson because he's 58, I'm 59, after a little diet I can do wonders in cage boxing in my ideal weight class, besides Tyson is a beast, he's a thousand times stronger than me, he can surprise the audience. Thanks to Tyson I discovered how to punch hard, because despite his very short height and light weight he was knocking out giant boxers in the first round, I thought about the reason for this for hours, I understood how the fingers should be at the moment of the punch. In my opinion, Mike Tyson is the greatest boxer in history after Teofilo Stevenson.

Religion

The fashion of closing markets during Friday prayers has resurfaced, women do not go to Friday prayers, in other words, both religious tyranny is being carried out and women are being humiliated. What wouldn't I do to be saved from the hell of Turkey? There are perhaps a hundred different religions and beliefs, so they all accuse the others of being fabrications, at best one is right, and there is a possibility that the materialists are right.

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge, I am probably one of the few people who read the most books in Turkey, but I know that I am completely ignorant, because there is unprecedented censorship here, I think that everything I know to be true, especially history, may be wrong, if I can settle abroad, I will immerse myself in uncensored and didactic works, I will gain some knowledge in the world I came to ignorantly.

Take notes!

If I could leave Turkey and settle in a modern country, I would never look back, I would not go back even if I knew I would die, I would not talk to any Turks abroad, I would write in English until my last breath.

Şenol Onay is coming, get away!

I will be sixty in six months, this is the first time I have come this close to my ideal of emigration, which has been my biggest dream since the first year of high school. I know that I am a world-class writer, but I am ignored in Turkey because of my satirical nature, honesty, diligence, talent, white skin, and brown eyes... The sale of my books (I uploaded all seven to Google Books, I secured them) was blocked, and now I can't even find a publisher. I can finish the translation of the first of my seven books, Horgeneral (a satirical novel), in a few weeks, I am as excited as a baby, I will look for a publisher after I finish it, if I can find one, I won't worry even if I die. If I can translate my other books and get them published, and also if I can get a permanent visa and settle abroad, I will be the happiest person in the world, maybe I will go crazy with joy. I really want to reach the British, French, Americans, Japanese, Germans and Russians, because only a jeweler knows the value of gold.

Üç sayfayı paylaşayım, sizce borsa yüzde 0.80 artmışa benziyor mu? Hileli yapı var mı, yok mu?

Endeks yüzde 0.74 artıda ama hisselerin ezici çoğunluğu dökülüyor, bir sayfayı paylaşıyorum, hileli yapılanma var mı yok mu onu siz belirleyin. Erdoğan gitmeden bu borsanın hayrını göremeyiz. 👇

Israel

Israel has never attacked any state throughout its history, and in order not to talk about the economic crisis, people are told that Israel may attack Turkey; the president recently made such a claim, and last night the Minister of National Defense said the same thing.

Atatürk

If I were to list the unconsciousness and ignorance of the Turkish people, it would take two volumes to write, and I have already given examples in my works consisting of essays such as Reziliazam, Deliminator and Paramatör. For example, let's take Atatürk, who is forbidden to be criticized. Every Turk worships him or seems to worship him, considers him a symbol of Turkishness, but no one knows the family tree of his parents. In Reziliazam, I put forward concrete claims based on some documents.

The Prime Minister is talking to Ekrem Cesur. (Quote from Horgeneral)

When media people want to make a snobby administrative officer a hero, contrary to popular belief, they organize an attack campaign, his collaborators scold the man, and then the guy is acquitted and gains trust. You know that we eliminated the other parties on the combined ballot paper due to the irregularity of the election system, and that we came to power with an overwhelming majority despite receiving thirty percent of the votes. Cadre-based politics is a tradition for us, once you sit in the seat, you lead until you become bedridden or pass away, and you unconditionally place sycophants in your cortege with their faults and merits.

Uzun zamandır video çekmiyordum, bugün siftah ettim.

https://youtube.com/shorts/AJTGdJr_KQ0?si=gOk1N7nVG7jJcHxk

Books

Books enlighten the surroundings, the more books you burn, the more the world becomes enlightened.

Turkey

I will achieve more with my pen than Ernesto Che Guavera did with a gun, as long as my books are published in foreign languages and reach intelligent audiences. I can't express my ideas about the formation in Turkey, there is no crumb of freedom of expression. I am sure that I am by far the best Turkish writer of all time, but I can't find a publisher here, this is what it has become. This society is sick but pretends to be intelligent, it ignores the statements of foreigners about us. Access to tens of thousands of websites and news has been banned, cigarettes and drinking glasses have been banned on television. Young people can only see naked women and men pictures by using VPN, corruption is constantly increasing.

TÜİK

Can an intelligent person live in Turkey? I don't know, even if I knew I couldn't write because of the heavy sanctions. TÜİK announces inflation as half the truth, the salaries of civil servants and retirees are increased by that rate, and as a result, the purchasing power of the citizen is constantly decreasing. The strange thing is that TÜİK keeps the basis of its figures as a state secret and does not share the data it is based on with the public. These things don't happen in countries like England and France, because the people there showed character with the French Revolution and Magna Carta. Although Turkey has been experiencing a severe economic crisis for ten years, not even a small protest meeting has been held, and the government has not been changed.

Günde 10-12 saat süren İngilizce mesaisi yüzünden sürmenaj olmamak için buralarda kafayı deşarj ediyorum.

Erken seçim şart, bu hükümetten kurtulmalıyız, daha kötüsü olamaz

Turkish women's national volleyball team

We are having a Cuban female volleyball player play for the Turkish national team in return for a fee, and we attribute the successful results to the determination and talent of Turkish women.

Stupidity is constantly increasing

For centuries, geniuses have been murdered and imprisoned, and as a result, their lineages have become extinct, and humanity has regressed in terms of intelligence.

The bitter truths

They are emptying the people's wallets, reducing the salaries of civil servants and retired civil servants with fraudulent inflation figures, creating absurd agendas so that the economic crisis is not discussed and no one can hold protest rallies, and thus stalling the people.

Köyü bazalt kayaların üstüne inşa etmişler, aşağısı uçurum, yanlış adım atan cenneti boyluyor.

The great wall of China

The Great Wall of China is considered one of the seven wonders of the world. So, who is the real architect of this work? Whose attack did the Chinese take such precautions against?

Mal varlığı beyanına dikiz

"Meclis'te mal varlığı beyanı yapılıyor mu, ciddiyetle inceleniyor mu?" sorularına yanıt aradım. Cumhurbaşkanı en yüksek maaş alan memur olduğu için onu örnekleyeceğim, şu anda 183 000 tl, yani 5327 usd aylık alıyormuş. Yirmi iki sene bu ücretle çalışsa toplamı 1 406 328 usd eder, bir buçuk milyon doları bulmuyor. Pekala, hiç mi harcamayacak, çoluğuna çocuğuna, kendi boğazına masraf yapmayacak mı? Son derece tasarruflu olsa dahi 500 bin dolar biriktiremez, haksız mıyım? Milletvekilleri ve belediye başkanları bu biçimde mercek altına alınırsa daha sağlıklı bir fikir edinebiliriz.

Ümit Özdağ'ın iddiası

Bana mantıklı gelmedi,Ersever emekli olunca müstear asla kitap yazmıştı, Perinçek'in gazetesinde yazan Soner Yalçın ile uzun bir röportaj yapmıştı, o gazetede yayınlanmıştı, kitap olarak basılmıştı. Ersever o günlerdeki demeçleri yüzünden askeri mahkemeye verilmişti, İstanbul'da Suriye uyruklu ve tıp fakültesi terk bir kız ile çatı katında yaşıyormuş, sadece itirafçı M. ile irtibat kuruyormuş, eşinden ayrıymış, Ankara'ya askeri mahkemede ifade vermek üzere gelmiş, oldukça tedirginmiş, o haliyle panele katılması düşünülemez. Üçlünün cesetleri Ankara'da üç ayrı noktada, Ersever'in ÜÇGENDEKİ TEZGAH adlı kitabına vurgu yapar gibi bulunmuştu.

En son Ümit Özdağ konuşmuş. 👇

Imposition

There is a strange situation, it seems that we are faced with imposition. When the football team fails for three weeks, we change the coach, but we can't change the party and its leader that created wreckage in twenty-two years.

Erdoğan ile olmuyor

Kredi kuruluşlarının Türkiye'ye 1992 yılından itibaren verdiği notlar! 👇

Religion

In the current situation, no one can freely determine their religious beliefs, a certain method of worship is imposed on everyone. It is illogical to write that a few days old baby is Muslim on his/her ID card, then let him/her vote. Making religious lessons compulsory is also tyranny, in addition, not only Islam but also all religions and even the theses defended by atheists and materialists should be taught with equal weight in the curriculum, especially it is unacceptable to declare only the Sunni sect. Unfortunately, the people are being herded like sheep.