Israel

Israel has never attacked any state throughout its history, and in order not to talk about the economic crisis, people are told that Israel may attack Turkey; the president recently made such a claim, and last night the Minister of National Defense said the same thing.

Atatürk

If I were to list the unconsciousness and ignorance of the Turkish people, it would take two volumes to write, and I have already given examples in my works consisting of essays such as Reziliazam, Deliminator and Paramatör. For example, let's take Atatürk, who is forbidden to be criticized. Every Turk worships him or seems to worship him, considers him a symbol of Turkishness, but no one knows the family tree of his parents. In Reziliazam, I put forward concrete claims based on some documents.

The Prime Minister is talking to Ekrem Cesur. (Quote from Horgeneral)

When media people want to make a snobby administrative officer a hero, contrary to popular belief, they organize an attack campaign, his collaborators scold the man, and then the guy is acquitted and gains trust. You know that we eliminated the other parties on the combined ballot paper due to the irregularity of the election system, and that we came to power with an overwhelming majority despite receiving thirty percent of the votes. Cadre-based politics is a tradition for us, once you sit in the seat, you lead until you become bedridden or pass away, and you unconditionally place sycophants in your cortege with their faults and merits.

Uzun zamandır video çekmiyordum, bugün siftah ettim.

https://youtube.com/shorts/AJTGdJr_KQ0?si=gOk1N7nVG7jJcHxk

Books

Books enlighten the surroundings, the more books you burn, the more the world becomes enlightened.

Turkey

I will achieve more with my pen than Ernesto Che Guavera did with a gun, as long as my books are published in foreign languages and reach intelligent audiences. I can't express my ideas about the formation in Turkey, there is no crumb of freedom of expression. I am sure that I am by far the best Turkish writer of all time, but I can't find a publisher here, this is what it has become. This society is sick but pretends to be intelligent, it ignores the statements of foreigners about us. Access to tens of thousands of websites and news has been banned, cigarettes and drinking glasses have been banned on television. Young people can only see naked women and men pictures by using VPN, corruption is constantly increasing.

TÜİK

Can an intelligent person live in Turkey? I don't know, even if I knew I couldn't write because of the heavy sanctions. TÜİK announces inflation as half the truth, the salaries of civil servants and retirees are increased by that rate, and as a result, the purchasing power of the citizen is constantly decreasing. The strange thing is that TÜİK keeps the basis of its figures as a state secret and does not share the data it is based on with the public. These things don't happen in countries like England and France, because the people there showed character with the French Revolution and Magna Carta. Although Turkey has been experiencing a severe economic crisis for ten years, not even a small protest meeting has been held, and the government has not been changed.

Günde 10-12 saat süren İngilizce mesaisi yüzünden sürmenaj olmamak için buralarda kafayı deşarj ediyorum.

Erken seçim şart, bu hükümetten kurtulmalıyız, daha kötüsü olamaz

Turkish women's national volleyball team

We are having a Cuban female volleyball player play for the Turkish national team in return for a fee, and we attribute the successful results to the determination and talent of Turkish women.

Stupidity is constantly increasing

For centuries, geniuses have been murdered and imprisoned, and as a result, their lineages have become extinct, and humanity has regressed in terms of intelligence.

The bitter truths

They are emptying the people's wallets, reducing the salaries of civil servants and retired civil servants with fraudulent inflation figures, creating absurd agendas so that the economic crisis is not discussed and no one can hold protest rallies, and thus stalling the people.

Köyü bazalt kayaların üstüne inşa etmişler, aşağısı uçurum, yanlış adım atan cenneti boyluyor.

The great wall of China

The Great Wall of China is considered one of the seven wonders of the world. So, who is the real architect of this work? Whose attack did the Chinese take such precautions against?

Mal varlığı beyanına dikiz

"Meclis'te mal varlığı beyanı yapılıyor mu, ciddiyetle inceleniyor mu?" sorularına yanıt aradım. Cumhurbaşkanı en yüksek maaş alan memur olduğu için onu örnekleyeceğim, şu anda 183 000 tl, yani 5327 usd aylık alıyormuş. Yirmi iki sene bu ücretle çalışsa toplamı 1 406 328 usd eder, bir buçuk milyon doları bulmuyor. Pekala, hiç mi harcamayacak, çoluğuna çocuğuna, kendi boğazına masraf yapmayacak mı? Son derece tasarruflu olsa dahi 500 bin dolar biriktiremez, haksız mıyım? Milletvekilleri ve belediye başkanları bu biçimde mercek altına alınırsa daha sağlıklı bir fikir edinebiliriz.

Ümit Özdağ'ın iddiası

Bana mantıklı gelmedi,Ersever emekli olunca müstear asla kitap yazmıştı, Perinçek'in gazetesinde yazan Soner Yalçın ile uzun bir röportaj yapmıştı, o gazetede yayınlanmıştı, kitap olarak basılmıştı. Ersever o günlerdeki demeçleri yüzünden askeri mahkemeye verilmişti, İstanbul'da Suriye uyruklu ve tıp fakültesi terk bir kız ile çatı katında yaşıyormuş, sadece itirafçı M. ile irtibat kuruyormuş, eşinden ayrıymış, Ankara'ya askeri mahkemede ifade vermek üzere gelmiş, oldukça tedirginmiş, o haliyle panele katılması düşünülemez. Üçlünün cesetleri Ankara'da üç ayrı noktada, Ersever'in ÜÇGENDEKİ TEZGAH adlı kitabına vurgu yapar gibi bulunmuştu.

En son Ümit Özdağ konuşmuş. 👇

Imposition

There is a strange situation, it seems that we are faced with imposition. When the football team fails for three weeks, we change the coach, but we can't change the party and its leader that created wreckage in twenty-two years.

Erdoğan ile olmuyor

Kredi kuruluşlarının Türkiye'ye 1992 yılından itibaren verdiği notlar! 👇

Religion

In the current situation, no one can freely determine their religious beliefs, a certain method of worship is imposed on everyone. It is illogical to write that a few days old baby is Muslim on his/her ID card, then let him/her vote. Making religious lessons compulsory is also tyranny, in addition, not only Islam but also all religions and even the theses defended by atheists and materialists should be taught with equal weight in the curriculum, especially it is unacceptable to declare only the Sunni sect. Unfortunately, the people are being herded like sheep.

Bir buçuk senedir mecburen ara verdiğim ağırlık antrenmanlarına 29 Ekim 2024 salı günü başladım, 2 Kasım 2024 cumartesi itibarıyla durum böyle, baklavaları çıkarıp çıkaramayacağımı önümüzdeki aylarda göreceğiz.

Güncel kredi notlarımız ve 2001'deki notlarımız👇

Religion is being traded in Turkey

All religious officials, including imams, muezzins, and religious affairs officials, must live off donations from the public; none of them should be allocated a salary, housing, or a car. This is what is done in Arabia, the cradle of Islam, and in other religions; religion is being traded in Turkey.

Sunken Turkey

I have never seen such a high cost of living in my life; some people have become terribly rich, while the overwhelming majority have become poor.

Jewelers know the value of gold

Because of the anti-democratic system in Turkey, I worked on English to death, improved my vocabulary, and finally got to the point where I could translate my works. When my books are published in a foreign language, everyone will understand what a swamp this country is. I am not claiming, I am shouting the truth: I am by far the best Turkish writer of all time, and also the best satirist. Jewelers know the value of gold, I did not bother to translate for nothing.

Ağırlık antrenmanının faydası

Kırklareli'nde ev sahibi evi satılığa çıkardı, keriz bulamayınca İstanbul'dan babası gelmek istedi, hiç ısrar etmedim, her şeyde hayır vardır dedim, çünkü mahrumiyet bölgesine benziyordu, imkanları yetersizdi, o nedenle spor salonu üyeliğimi yenilemedim, İstanbul'da sadece yürüyüş fırsatı buldum, derken bir buçuk senelik aradan sonra 29 Ekim 2024 salı günü ağırlık antrenmanına başladım, bugün, 2 Kasım 2014 cumartesi günü semeresini gördüm, nizami 14 barfiks çektim. Kırklareli'nde 16 barfiks çekiyordum, bence daha fazlasını da başaracağım, bomba gibi bir vücutla hicret edeceğim.

Hazine sıfırı tüketmiş olmalı ki vergi sürekli artırılıyor, yeni vergi icat ediliyor. Verginin vergisi olsn stopaj 2.5 puan daha artırılmış, net getiri kuşa dönmüş. Elbet TÜİK rakamlarıyla memur ve emekliye iyilik (?!) yapılır. 👇

I will go to Kenya to listen to such songs, even if I am eaten by crocodiles or lions, I will not be sad, I will find solace in the songs I listen to.

https://youtu.be/y6iMvNkAQt4?si=kr3P-vLLhi1IgTPq

We are cowards

We Turks think of ourselves as very brave, but we are cowards, even in a fight we do not dare to fight one-on-one and on equal terms, we attack in groups or use cutting, piercing, firearms. Fighting is primitive, let's forget that, we can't criticize people with positions or money, we can't express our ideas that contradict the official ideology. Europeans do not resemble us, a seventy-year-old woman can stand up to a big mafia man, and besides, Magna Carta and the French Revolution prove that they are millions of light years away from us. I am translating my books into English, then I will find a publisher, probably get a permanent visa, live among people I resemble, write until my last breath, read the books I was deprived of because of censorship.

We must find another leader

Turkey will definitely go to early elections, the more we delay, the more damage will be done. We must get rid of Erdoğan, we must find another leader. I can't write about Turkey's economic situation because there is no freedom of expression. Turkey has not seen a worse leader than Erdoğan.

We should go to early elections

Turkey is governed very badly, a more talented government can be formed from any high school. Early elections are necessary but the current damage can't be repaired.

If Turkey can regress, I consider it to have progressed.

Ecevit, Demirel, Erbakan, whom we constantly criticize, were much better than today's leaders. Turkey was governed so badly that if we could go back 25 years, I would consider that we have progressed a century.

29 Ekim 2024

Bir buçuk senedir ağırlık antrenmanlarına ara vermiştim, çünkü Kırklareli'nde ev sahibi evi önce satılığa çıkarttı, sonra İstanbul'daki babası yerleşmek istedi, lümpenle muhatap olmama prensibim gereğince göçebe hayatı sürdüm, burada da uygun ortamı bekledim, bugün altı aylık ücreti peşin ödedim, karın kası hayalimi gerçekleştirmek için ilk adımı attım. Cenabıtotem niyaz eylerse 13 Mayıs 2025'de altmış yaşında olacağım, o günkü görünümümü burada paylaşacağım. Şu anda İngilizce çeviri ve egzersize odaklandım, borsa dahil her şeyi arka plana attım. Destur de ya iblis!

Serinledi havalar, bana kaldı buralar!

A PARAGRAPH FROM HORGENERAL

The picking was over, the shepherds were sorted and pulled, the creaking of the gurgling engines had stopped; the new crop of hazelnuts was being mixed and dried on tarpaulins and linoleums spread out in the threshing floors. My toothless uncle rode around like a horse in his navy blue jeans and noiseless boots during the day, he took his radio with him at night, which broadcast with interference, he slept on the canopy and protected the crop with his rust gun. We were enjoying a barbecue on an evening when cicadas were chirping and frogs were squealing, we were fanning the glowing salmon, we were eating the ground meat pitas we had roasted, when a pure white ghost appeared, making squeaky sounds like a metal object. My uncle Idris, whom my father called my wicked brother, was soldering the tools; he, my unqualified aunt and their lice-infested children ran away screaming, sparking coal pieces and tongs scattered around. I approached the image with a childish lack of anger and in a very calm manner. The creature in the form of a ghost had thrown a white sheet over itself, put its arms around the raised part, looped it and became scary, it was constantly moving, made strange gestures at me, supposedly to scare me, I responded calmly, even grabbed my left wrist from under with my right palm like a basketball referee making a deliberate foul signal, challenged the ghost by moving my fisted left arm up and down from my wrist. The fishermen call this rudeness a blasphemy. The ghost had come face to face with a fearless fighter; I realized that he was sweating like he had seen a dragon and that his face had turned to lime, I threw myself on him and knocked him down. The person dressed in white sheets and playing so animatedly was the renegade Mesut. Consequently, the reckless Ekrem defeated the trickster Mesut. They called Mesut the postman because of his espionage; when the trickery of the swindler was revealed, he became a laughing stock, and from that day on, his name became the Hortlak. I understood the situation when the field mouse that haunted the warehouses was exposed; those who said that the demons were real were plotting.

👏🙏🫢🫣🧿

When I started writing, I had determined foreigners as my target audience, I had contacted countless translators, they said they would not interfere with finding a publishing house, they wanted 10-15 thousand pounds and euros per book. I had been reading English novels for years, I was aiming to increase my repertoire to 70-80 thousand, I did not dare to translate, I started recently, I was astonished, I am translating in a way that I could not imagine, if I can publish it and reach the masses, extraordinary developments can happen. Well, I have no financial expectations, if I could settle in a modern country, I would even live in a doghouse, I would realize my literary projects one by one. I literally went crazy, I even deleted the stock market from the notebook, I am as excited as I was in primary school, because I had felt blind, deaf and mute since birth, now I have entered a slave mode with the hope of liberation from captivity, my feelings can't be explained, they must be experienced.

What do foreigners say about Turks?

I wonder what foreigners think about Turks? Do they say that we are an intelligent, honest, hardworking, reliable, honorable, characterful, knowledgeable, peace-loving, science-loving, thought-producing race? Has a survey been conducted on this subject?

Demek ki futboldan anlamayan iş adamları rantiye yüzünden başkanlığa hevesleniyorlarmış. Beşiktaş harici kulüplerde neler olduğunu anca cenabıtotem bilebilir. 👇

Publishers

If any book enthusiast knows the e-mail addresses of publishers who publish satirical novels and essays and would like to write, I would be happy. It can be published in English, German, French, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, Spanish, but I translate from Turkish to English.