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Tusaş'a saldırı yapılmış, sosyal medya erişime kapatılmış, bir tek burası çalışıyor. Yasaklardan illallah dedim, bir ülke bulsam da kapağı atsam, sadece edebiyata odaklansam, şu şeylerin şeyliklerinden kurtulsam diyorum.

My story with Coni

When I was a freshman in high school, I determined emigration as my greatest ideal and I didn’t even marry the girl I fell in love with. Then, in my third year as a captain, I retired due to disability due to a report of middle ear calcification, but no country wanted Turks, there were no countries where you could travel without a visa, in the winter of 2004 I bought a pair of canaries, then I mated them, in the spring of 2005, they had a lot of babies, I kept Coni, one of the five babies in the first litter, and sold the others. Coni’s cage was always open, over time he got used to me, we wrote the books together, sometimes he slept, sometimes he shit on my clothes, that’s how we lived. It is known and written that the maximum lifespan of a canary is 7-9 years, when Coni was eight years old I sold my house, I prepared to go abroad, but ours must have drunk a potion, he lived a long time, when he was in his last fifteen months, he had cataracts in both eyes, he went blind, I did not leave the house for exactly fifteen months, I fed him by hand all day, he passed away in my hands on Sunday morning, a month and a half before his sixteenth birthday. I buried him in the place I had previously determined, applied for a passport, bought a plane ticket to Belgrade, Serbia, one of the visa-free countries, for March 30, 2020, I informed the landlord that another tenant could enter as of April 1, 2020, but the coronavirus resurfaced, all flights were canceled, I traveled from city to city after that day. Now I have started translating my works into English, if I can find a publisher for one of them, I will achieve all my goals, I will settle in a modern country, I will write until my last breath.

Akvaryumdan güzel bir doğa var

Geographical regions

Geographical regions in Turkey are named incorrectly. Kırklareli and Istanbul should have been Western Black Sea, what we now call Western Black Sea should have been called Central Black Sea.

Azersat

I couldn't find a satellite technician to install Azersat satellite with LNB and equipment, I'm still looking.

Crazy question

Recently, a young female referee and an older referee were sacked after images of them having sex were leaked online. Could she have done the same with other people in the football community?

The state protects the citizen

Like the reinsurance company in insurance, there is a guarantor in betting, and it determines the odds. After the betting company called iddaa was privatized in Turkey, the odds were reduced a lot, and betting on foreign sites was also banned.

Abramowitsch

Abramowitsch is the best president in the history of football, his only misfortune was that he did not know me, I am currently translating my books into English, if I can find a publisher and he reads it, he will understand what a gem I am.

CHP

I have explained in my books in a very long way: CHP is the biggest problem of this country, it is a fascist party, it is status-oriented. Since there is no freedom of expression, I can't write some of my ideas.

Mourinho

I have watched Mourinho's teams since he came to Chelsea, he has never played enjoyable football, despite the most expensive squads, he has made them play strict defense, he has looked for goals from dead balls and counter attacks, he has preferred vertical passes more.

Yok daha neler! 👇

Maliye bakanı bunları söylüyorsa ülkede hükümet yoktur👇

Ağır itham var. 👇

Türkiye'de farklı görüş kalmadı, aşırı sağcılarla aşırı dinciler çoğunluğu sağladılar, birbirlerini eleştiriyorlar. 👇

Ülkelerin satranç büyükusta sayısı

♟️ En çok satranç büyükustasına sahip ülkeler: 🇷🇺 Rusya: 256 🇺🇸 ABD: 101 🇩🇪 Almanya: 96 🇺🇦 Ukrayna: 93 🇮🇳 Hindistan: 64 🇭🇺 Macaristan: 58 🇷🇸 Sırbistan: 58 🇪🇸 İspanya: 56 🇫🇷 Fransa: 50 🇨🇳 Çin: 48 🇵🇱 Polonya: 45 🇦🇲 Ermenistan: 44 🇮🇱 İsrail: 43 🇨🇿 Çekya: 36 🇳🇱 Hollanda: 36 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 İngiltere: 36 🇧🇬 Bulgaristan: 34 🇭🇷 Hırvatistan: 32 🇬🇪 Gürcistan: 32 🇨🇺 Küba: 27 🇦🇿 Azerbaycan: 26 🇦🇷 Arjantin: 23 🇷🇴 Romanya: 22 🇸🇪 İsveç: 22 🇧🇾 Belarus: 18 🇺🇿 Özbekistan: 17 🇮🇹 İtalya: 16 🇳🇴 Norveç: 16 🇰🇿 Kazakistan: 15 🇧🇷 Brezilya: 14 🇨🇦 Kanada: 14 🇬🇷 Yunanistan: 14 🇮🇷 İran: 14 🇮🇸 İzlanda: 14 🇩🇰 Danimarka: 13 🇵🇭 Filipinler: 13 🇸🇰 Slovakya: 13 🇱🇻 Letonya: 12 🇸🇮 Slovenya: 12 🇹🇷 Türkiye: 12 🇨🇭 İsviçre: 11 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 11 🇦🇺 Avustralya: 10 🇲🇰 Kuzey Makedonya: 10 🇦🇹 Avusturya: 9 🇧🇪 Belçika: 9 🇨🇴 Kolombiya: 9 🇱🇹 Litvanya: 9 🇧🇦 Bosna-Hersek: 8 🇵🇪 Peru: 8 🇲🇩 Moldova: 7 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 İskoçya: 7 🇨🇱 Şili: 6 🇪🇬 Mısır: 6 🇲🇪 Karadağ: 6 🇪🇪 Estonya: 6 🇮🇩 Endonezya: 6 FIDE sıralamasına göre*

Our reality

In Turkey, when you tell the truth, you are considered a dissident, because we are used to wrongdoings.

It's not the team's or the fans' fault.

The player shown the red card should be replaced by someone from the substitutes bench, because the entire team and its fans are being punished. The player should also be given a fine, as a deterrent.

We are proud of the foreigner's success.

Could we have been successful if a Cuban had not been used in the women's national volleyball team?

Böyle bir çete varmış. Oha!👇

Stability in Turkey

In Turkey, a person elected as a leader in any field, be it politics, sports or anything else, regards the demand for a change of government as factionalism, and defines the continuation of his own sovereignty as stability.

There is no difference between us

Except for insignificant factors such as intelligence, knowledge, and talent, there is no difference between us; you too can create literary masterpieces, write epics on the stock market, and become a great athlete.

Hiç affetmem, öttürürüm. Borsa yüzde 2.32 çakıldı, bense silleyi aşk ettim. 🤭👊💪👇

How smart are we?

We expect success from Erdoğan, who has been unsuccessful for twenty-two years, let us question ourselves.

We are all in the same boat, this boat is leaking water.

In Turkey, the economy has not been going well for seven or eight years, there has been political chaos, yet the government has not changed.

What a pity

We have also become Arabized in football, even TRT is broadcasting matches from the Arabian Football League.

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

When government spokespeople and supporters said, "Germany, England, France and America are jealous of us, people there have difficulty finding food," I lost my mind and could never return to normal.

Irresponsibility

Politicians and journalists need to be in close contact with the public, yet on social media most members of parliament and the press block citizens.

İngiltere'de yıllık enflasyon yüzde 1.7, Türkiye'deki yıllık enflasyon yüzde yüze yanaşıyor, iktidar sözcülerinin dediği gibi bizi kıskanıyorlar.

Everyone should know their place

The club president is a man who doesn't understand football and has no talent whatsoever. He can't be the equal of a mediocre football player or coach.

So interesting

Flattery reigns in this geography, yet throughout my life I have never heard anyone say to another person, "You are smarter than me, more knowledgeable, braver, more hardworking, more talented, more honest."

Ignorants

I can't express my opinion on any subject because of the prohibitions and punishments; the field is left to the ignorant.

İttihat ve Terakki Mason mu sorusu google'da böyle yanıtlanmış. 👇

Mustafa Kemal gizli ve siyasi bir örgüt olan Vatan ve Hürriyet Cemiyeti üyesiymiş, dernek İttihatçılarla birleşince o da İttihatçı olmuş. 👇

I'll break all the censors

There is such pressure on thinkers and writers in Turkey that it can't be explained, it must be experienced. I am probably the best writer this country has produced, I also make humor worldwide, I can't find a publisher, I am improving my English, I will translate my works, I will look for publishers abroad.

Turkish politicians

The level of politics has fallen so low that leaders can't appear in open sessions on television before elections because they can't speak two sentences without a written paper or a prompter in front of them.

Look at the lie

The President says, "Israel will attack Turkey," creates an artificial agenda, and doesn't want the economic crisis, the crashing stock market, increasing taxes, and rising inflation to be discussed.

Mecburen facebook ve twitter hesabı açtım

Birisi youtube'da yorumuma "saygılar, size nasıl ulaşabilirim?" yazmıştı, mailimi bildirdim, yorumlarımı sildiler. Mafya Hesaplaşması başlıklı videoydu, Bugün TV adlı hesap eklemişti, ben de "yazarım, bir mafyacının hayatını romanlaştırmak isterim, mizah da katarım," demiştim, iletişim engellenince sosyal medya hesabı açayım dedim, arayan bulabilsin.

Lümpenden kurtuldum

Telefonumu değiştirdim, lümpenden kurtuldum, başka bir boyuta geçtim, her alanda çıldırdım, özellikle İngilizce'de şaha kalktım. Bir daha kopuklarla irtibat kurar mıyım? Kitap tanıtımı yazarın görevi değil, şey yayıncıların şeylikleri yüzünden avamla irtibata geçmiştim.

Aradan onca zaman geçti

Arabistan'daki gsray-fener maçının niye oynanmadığını bilen bir kişi yok, kimseye bilgi verilmedi, herhalde devlet sırrıdır. Biz bu kadar şey bir topluluğuz! Maçın başlamasına dakikalar kalmış, iki takım da sahaya çıkmayacağız diye karar almış. Ne oldu? Bize anlatılmadığına göre utanılacak bir durum vardır. Dünyanın en güvenilir, dürüst, ahlaklı ve çalışkan iki milleti bir araya gelince anlaşmazlık olmaması gerekirdi, şaşırmamak mümkün mü? Suda hile olur, bu ikilide olmaz.

So true

There can be no stronger friendship than a partnership based on interest.