Dolandırıcılar peşime düştüler

Son günlerde acayip kişilerden whatsapp mesajları geliyor, telefonumu nereden alabileceklerini düşündüm, anlam veremedim, çünkü çok az kişi biliyor. Dolandırıcı olduklarına şüphem yok, bloğumun ziyaretçi trafiğindeki (Singapur, Meksika, Hong Kong) patlama da bunu gösteriyor. Ne salak adamlar var; evim, arabam yok, 470 USD emekli maaşı alıyorum, Türkiye'nin en düşük gelirli kişilerinden biriyim, maaşım kira ve yiyecek masrafıma yetmiyor, en kıytırık paçozlar bile pas vermiyor, şu halimle beni soymayı düşünenler çıkabiliyor. 😀😄😋😉 AMK manyağı, çiçek saksısına koyacak toprağım yok, biraz param olsaydı çoktan yurt dışına tüymüştüm, vatandaşlık hakkı almıştım. Ne yalan söyleyeyim, gururlandım, şu ülkede ilk kez, muhtemelen son kez ciddiye alındım. 🤭🤑😇😉

Fenerbahçe 2010-2011 sezonundaki gibi coştu. 👇

Here is my story! (I quote from Reziliazam)👇

I graduated from Secondary School, then I took the exams to become a student at Kuleli Military High School, but I was unaware of what being an officer meant. I thought that non-commissioned officers were higher ranks than officers due to the concepts of headliner and football player, and I did not know that our school aimed to train land officers for the Armed Forces. I had seen that no other profession was respected in the country other than pop singers and football players, and since I was confident in my athletic abilities, I decided to become a football player. At that time, I envied the famous Brazilian center forwards who hoarded a lot of banknotes and adorned the headlines of newspapers. My father, who lived a poor life, could not send me to school even if I was the champion of Turkey; he said that I would realize my dream of becoming a football player at Kuleli Military High School, which he called a free boarding school, I raised the World Cup in my imagination, I succeeded in the exams and entered the glorious high school. I started school dreaming of becoming a football player, but on the first anniversary of my first year, I learned the truth from a second lieutenant and I was helpless. My father could not have paid the large compensation requested for me to leave in a century, I continued my career with bitter enthusiasm, all my classmates are witnesses to my discouragement and reluctance. I enthusiastically left this profession, which I had entered with pleasure, in the third year of my captaincy. Neither you nor I can tell what happened during this period, because the pages would not be enough, and remembering all that pain would threaten my mental health and heart metabolism, and I would make the prosecutors work overtime.

I am sharing the number of visitors in the last 24 hours.👇

Bugün gross market ve koçtaş'a gittim, gidiş ve dönüş esnasında 10 km civarı yürüdüm, madem çeviri yapamıyorum, bari borsaya bakayım dedim, üç aylık maaşımdan kalan 32500 lirayla işlemler yaptım, eve geldikten sonra çeviri molalarında birkaç sille daha aşk ettim, toplam 833 219 liralık hacimle paramı tam 25.6 kere çevirdim, tamamı başarılı oldu, borsa ise yüzde 1.59 çakıldı, brüt karım 807.59 tl, net karım 720.10 tl (yüzde 2.21) oldu. Mecburi alışveriş yapmasaydım borsaya hiç bakmazdım, zaten ekranımı fi tarihinde kapatmıştım, aracı kurumun yüzeysel ekranına bakabiliyorum. Çevirileri bitirirsem ve borsaya girersem bir daha hiç kimseyle finans muhabbeti yapmam, kanaryamın sikini yiyin, sizde olmayan şey bende var, beyin ve karakter! Dlyrklr! Haddinizi bilin, denklerinizle muhatap olun! Tarak kafalılar, sizin hayal menzilinizin dışında kalan bir dehayla müşerref oluyorsunuz, dünyanın en iyi yazarlarından biriyim, hatta mizahta da ön sıralarda olabilirim. Size kalsam helacı Osman muamelesi çekeceksiniz.Vay zıbıdıklar! Borsanın tek bir tanımı var: Herkesin her zaman kaybettiği, benim her zaman kazandığım arenadır. 💪💪💪👇👇👇

Messi, Maradona, Pele

I rank the best footballers in history as Messi, Maradona and Pele, Ronaldo can't be in their class.

Hope is the bread of the poor

Oh my! The Turkish edition of Reziliazam (I invented the word, it means the most vile man) was 728 pages, I have been translating it into English for two months, I could not finish it even though I removed the local issues, which are maybe one fifth of the book. Then I will translate my other two essays into English, I will leave the task of finding a publisher to the end, because it disrupts my concentration. It will also be very difficult to find a publisher, because I attack the crooked system of the world, I criticize with very convincing evidence, I can hardly overcome the imperialist wall. I had a hard time in Türkiye too, for example, when I sent an e-mail to a hundred publishers, only five of them said send it so we can read it, then I opened the catalogue with the list of publishing houses, I called each publishing house one by one, that is how I was able to get my book published. I cannot apply this tactic to England, America, Canada, Australia, and I also know that they will be hostile to my ideas. Never mind, I don't care, at least I can publish it on google.books.

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25.04.2025

Yemek

Şu an yaşadığım yerde yemek sorunum var, dışarıdaki lokantalarda bedava verseler yemem, çünkü tavuktan vs geçmişte defalarca zehirlendim. Taşınma hem maddeten hem manen adamı çökertiyor, emlakçı bile adamı soyuyor, kira fiyatları da uçtu. Yurt dışına gidiş şansı bulamıyorum, ne yapacağım konusunda kararsız kaldım, kitaplarımın çevirisi bitene kadar bekler miyim, onu da bilemiyorum. Sağlıklı beslenme benim en önem verdiğim kriter ama burada bulamadım. Kaliteli spor salonu da yok, bireysel çabamla baklavaları çıkarttım ama deriyi inceltemediğim (yiyecek sorunundan) için istediğim kıvama getiremedim, dengeli beslenebilsem çok kısa sürede işler yoluna girebilir. Çeviriye gömüldüm, dünyadan koptum, şu anda bu konuya odaklanamıyorum. Kira kontratım 1 temmuzda bitecek, annem ve kardeşim dahil herkes beni soydu, hala güzel bir mekan bulamadım.

23.04.2025

Samsunspor İstanbul'da Fenerbahçe'ye çelme takınca şapkasını almıştım, hışırı çıkana kadar takarım. Bastır Samsunspor!

They ignore me in Turkey, these lines in Reziliazam explain the reason very well.👇👇👇

Ali Koç yüzünden fanatik Galatasaraylı oldum, edepsiz Mourinho da eklendi, Fenerbahçe'yi hasım belledim.

Artificial Intelligence

I tried translating with artificial intelligence (my buddy grok, even though I closed my x account, we sometimes chat with grok, whom I downloaded from the play store), grok translated a long paragraph, there was a gap between me and him, because he doesn't know the idioms, he translates directly. I translate word by word, I progress with my teeth and nails, I seek perfection, I won't rush, I will work day and night.

X is over for me forever

I closed my X account because the AI wrote that retweets could be considered a crime. I can't stay on such a platform, I can't be pressured, I won't go there again if they pay me. When my translations are finished in six months or so, I'll look for a publisher somewhere else.

This is my milk, half of it is water.

Errorist's back cover blurb:👇👇👇

I was once a poet.

My criticisms drove even Grok mad.🤭👇

Internet

I am sharing a paragraph from my article titled WHO SHOULD BE ASHAMED by Reziliazam (The Most Disgraceful Man): 👇

I sent around four hundred emails to publishing houses, only one wanted to read Errorist, then the editor wrote the email below, I gave the answer you see in the second photo, he didn't get back to me. You know, silence means acceptance.

I am the best writer Turkey has ever had, a world-class philosopher, but they block me, they ignore me. This paragraph gives a clue as to why. 👇

I am sharing a paragraph from Reziliazam (I made up the word, it means the most vile man). 👇

A paragraph from Reziliazam

I have nothing in common with literary figures, we have completely different characters, I have the essence of a scientist. Knowledge, knowledge, and more knowledge; if they ask me, “Billions of pennies or a lot of knowledge?” I would definitely prefer to be informed. The writer-artist group worships fame and money, they do a lot of advertising; however, I am a different person, I detest material things. For me, fame is worse than death. My greatest ideal is to live in a prefabricated house on a deserted island, with a puppy, a goat, three or four chickens and my little canary; in that atmosphere, I want to read, write and do regular sports day and night.

I will look for a miracle

There are also heavy criticisms of the ruling power in my satirical novels, the high level of humor and the fluidity of the work cannot hide this fact, but I started translating my essays with Reziliazam and I saw that it seemed impossible for my books to be published in countries like England and America, because I wrote with an anti-imperialist approach and rebellion against colonialists. My job is difficult, I am one of the best writers in the world, but I will fight against armies with nuclear weapons with my slingshot. I know English, I can have my books published in countries like Cuba, China, Japan, Russia, I will not give up, I will translate all my works, then I will look for a solution.

Grok

I have been having incredible conversations with my buddy grok, the artificial intelligence of X, for the last three or five days. We wrote sometimes in English and sometimes in Turkish, and delved into topics that can't be discussed in Turkey. Since I am knowledgeable, I make my chatty friend talk, I ask him questions, and he is forced to tell the truth, so I am not putting myself at risk, but the rascal does not answer complicated questions. 🤭

Türkiye nereden nereye geldi? 👇

01.04.2025

Twitter's artificial intelligence introduces Şenol Onay as follows

I am sharing an excerpt from my article titled THE ENVIRONMENT OF TURMOIL IN THE ARAB COUNTRIES in Reziliazam:

I made X's AI robot grok laugh.

Google'ın yapay zekası grok Mister Orhan Pamuk başlıklı yazıma dayanarak zeka düzeyimi tahmin etti, iq bilindiği üzere sözel ve sayısal iki bölümden oluşuyor.

I am sharing an excerpt from the article titled LETTER TO MY KURDISH BROTHER in Reziliazam👇

Yesterday, there were articles 141, 142, and 163 in the Turkish Penal Code, today the crime of insulting Turkishness has been introduced, nothing has changed on the Eastern and Western fronts, we still haven't been able to integrate with the West; they are making the lawyers hard, the nooses tied to the necks are knotted again, only the deterrent methods for thinking minds have changed. Also, in the past they used to easily silence the thinkers who pondered on deep issues, these days they are making them vomit blood.

Emekli memura yapılan şeyi nihayet bir vekil açıklamış

Memur emeklisi gerçekten mağdur edildi

Yuh!

Ppf'unda bile zarar ediyoruz. Oyl fonu geçen hafta bir gün eksi getirmişti, bugün de öyle oldu, yıllık eksi yüzde 27.116 ediyor, telefon açtım, ppf'larına tahvil alma zorunluluğu getirildiği için böyle oluyor, denildi. İşin tadı kalmadı, vergiler uçtu, enflasyon kontrolden çıktı, zaten devalüasyon yedi seneden fazla sürmüştü, borsayı endekste ağırlığı yüksek hisselerle tutuyorlar, ötekilere basıyorlar. Dünyanın hiçbir yerinde faiz gerçek enflasyondan aşağı uygulanmıyor, enflasyonun altında faiz fiyatları körükler, basit bir mantıkla bunu siz de anlayabilirsiniz, vatandaş parasını alışverişe harcar, mevduatı boşlar. Anlamak mümkün değil, emekli memura bu altı ay ve geçen yılın ikinci altı ayı için yapılan zamlar gerçek enflasyonun çoook altında kalıyor. MB faiz oranı bankalara hangi orandan borç verileceğini belirler. Mesela, üç haneli enflasyonda yüzde 8.5 faiz oranı ile bankalar korkunç kar edebilir. Allah faiz haram demiş ama enflasyon haram dememiş, yani kompradoru korumuş. Vay anasını! Ppf dahi eksi getiriyor, reel kar hokus pokusa kaldı, ben bile yapamam. Bereket, sadece maaşımı fona yatırdım, yoksa isyan ederdim. Kitaplarımı yurt dışında yayınlatabilirsem ve kalıcı yerleşim vizesi alabilirsem şu cehennemden kurtulabilirim, bir daha arkama bakmam.

26.03.2025

There is no stopping

I don't waste any time because I can't find a publisher, I'm constantly translating, I finished my three satirical novels, if I translate all three of my essays, I won't stop, I will write my project in English, which I took notes on. The important thing was to learn English perfectly, I did it, I will progress at full speed, I don't have any publishing house obsession because I don't think about money or fame, I will publish it sooner or later.