Sokakta gördüğüm hayvanlarla çocuklara mutlaka selam veriyorum, bugün bir köpeği selamladım, kuyruk salladığı için başını okşadım, tatlı sözler mırıldandım, benden ayrılmadı, sahilde epey turladık, dört köpekten oluşan bir sürü de yanımıza geldi, koklaştılar, derken ilk karşılaştığımız yere geldim, bir tesise daldım, başka taraftan çıktım, izimi kaybettirdim ama içim cız etti, öyle bir köpeği sahiplenmek için her şeyimi feda edebilirim, maalesef yerim, yurdum yok, gece gündüz çeviri yapıyorum, kitaplarımı İngilizce olarak yurt dışında yayınlatmayı ve kalıcı vize alıp Türkiye cehennemini terk etmeyi planlıyorum. En sevdiğim tür olan Jack Russell kırmasıydı, erkekti, küpeliydi, son derece akıllıydı, hala onu düşünüyorum, bayağı sarsıldım. 👇

Baklava çıkacak hem de mükemmel olacak. Bugünkü antrenman bitimindeki durum böyle, yanılıyorsam söyle!

Ali Koç'un dört büyükler karnesi

Bluesky

Bluesky adlı bir platform duydum, eski twitter yöneticileri tarafından kurulduğunu öğrenince hesap açtım.

Kaliforniya'da 7.0 şiddetindeki depremde can kaybı ve hasar olmamış, o şiddette bir deprem bizde olsaydı ciddi yıkım yaşanırdı. Demek ki kader diye bir şey yok!

Borsa bugün güya yüzde 0.60 yükseldi ama çoğu hisse düştü. Erdoğan devrinde reel kazanç imkansız demeyeyim, yorumu size bırakayım.

Çeviriler nedeniyle kendimi ödüllendirdim

Enflasyon düşmüyor, iktidar değişmiyor, borsa U30'daki belli hisselerle yukarı çekiliyor. Erdoğan ile olmuyor, 22 senede Türkiye hayli geriledi, fakirleşti. CHP de iyi bir alternatif değil, demek ki ilelebet sürüneceğiz. Enflasyonu düşük açıklıyorlar, ücretli ve memurun maaşına az zam yapılıyor, bütçeye kaynak yaratılıyor, yani çarçur edilen para memura, işçiye, emekliye fatura ediliyor.

Gazilerle Niyaziler (it means veterans and those who died in vain)

We said it was necessary on the passenger road, and threw ourselves into the canyon full of windings. We were going to defend the homeland with young workers who flew like partridges in the scrubland, who hopped like antelopes, but whose citizenship was forgotten except when they were preparing their tax returns; while the patriots who were resting in their mansions on the Bosphorus after the previous night's prostitution, entertainment and all the pleasures they were addicted to were stretching themselves stupidly. When they fought for sovereignty, the homeland belonged to the farmers and workers, when it came to the cream of the crop, the homeland belonged to the bankers, I had never bothered about this reality until that moment. (Gazilerle Niyaziler, it means Vveterans

Birinci ayın sonunda durum böyle oldu, baklavaları dilim dilim dilimleyeceğim, 13.05.2025'de 60 yaşına gireceğim, o gün yine fotoğraf çekeceğim.

1 Aralık 2024

Üç aylık maaşım

Üç aylık maaşımı aldım, 56 263.54 tl olmuş, öncekine göre 97.34 tl azalmış, oysa hastaneye gitmedim, neden kesinti yapıldığını anlayamadım. TÜİK'in inandırıcı olmayan enflasyon rakamlarıyla ücretlilerin ve emeklilerin maaşları azaltılıyordu, herhalde ilave vergiler icat edilmiş. Aylığım 18 754.513 tl, 540.631 USD oluyor, ye ye bitmez!

Dua Lipa, Levitating Featuring Dababy

The chorus seems to be taken from the Bee Gees' song "Stayin Alive", it reminded me of that song.

Sucuk oldular

27.11.2024

Ömrümce aşağıdaki çita gibi hareket ettim, ders çalışsaydım belki Türkiye birincisi olabilirdim

Bir yarış için bir çitayı ve köpekleri ayrı ayrı hazırladılar. Ama yarış günü çita yarışmak istemedi. Fotoğrafta köpekler ile çita arasındaki hızlı yarış görülüyor. Amaç kimin en hızlı olduğunu görmekti. Çitanın yerinden kıpırdamamasına herkes şaşırdı. Yarış koordinatörüne ne olduğunu sorduk. Bu resmi gördükten sonra şu cevabı verdi: Bazen çok iyi olan en iyi olduğunu kanıtlamaya çalışmak hakarettir. Gücümüzü göstermek için başkalarının seviyesine inmemize gerek yok. Dikkatli düşünün ve enerjinizi yapacağınız şeye saklayın. “Çita hızını yalnızca avlanmak için kullanır, köpeklere en hızlı ve en güçlü olduğunu kanıtlamak için değil." National Geographic World..

Hoppala!

Unbelievable things are happening!

I will be sixty in six months, I am currently doing the most important work of my life, I am working more intensively than ever, as if I am disconnected from the world, I live in another world and I am racing against time. When I translated my first book into English, I went crazy with joy, because it was a utopian goal for me, I did not waste time looking for a publisher on the internet, I started translating the second one, I am going full speed ahead, I will not stop until I translate all seven into English, then I will write the projects in my notes in English. My final goal is to settle abroad and have my books published in foreign languages, then I will not worry even if I die.

Twitter, facebook, whatsapp, yahoo

Twitter Elon Musk aldıktan sonra tamamen değişti, adı bile x oldu, kuş logosu kaldırıldı, ücret karşılığı üyelikler başlatıldı, hesaplar kolayca kitlenmeye, askıya alınmaya, erişime kapatılmaya başladı, bence oranın sonu geldi, aklı başında biri zaman harcamaz. Mesela ben asıl hesabımı senelerden beri kullanmıyorum, çünkü inanılmaz bir yere döndü, artık birine direkt mesaj yollayamıyorsunuz, hatta gönder tuşuna bastığınızda hesabınız kitleniyor. Google ve iştiraklerini çok beğeniyorum, twitter o holdinge aitti, bu blog, gmail, youtube da onların, oralarda kendimi özgür hissediyorum. Facebook ve iştiraki olan whatsapp'a da güvenmiyorum, bence her dalevereyi yapabilirler. Yahoo da fırıldakçı, senolonay@yahoo.com mailimi göz göre göre uçurdular, sayısız girişimime rağmen açmadılar. Görüşlerimi aktardım, dikkatli olun, google ve bağlıları haricindeki yerlerde tedbir alın.

Kılıçdaroğlu acayip laflar etmiş. 👇

Turkey's dire situation

The ruling party officials said that countries like America, England, France, Germany were jealous of Turkey, millions of party members believed this. While the real inflation was 150 percent in my opinion, TÜİK announced it as 85 percent, in that environment the Central Bank reduced the interest rate it lent to banks to nine percent, then to eight and a half percent, the deposit interest rate of savers remained below twenty percent, as a result inflation got out of control; since civil servant, worker and pension salaries were determined according to TÜİK inflation rates, the purchasing power of wage earners eroded, and it became very difficult for tenants to survive. Turkey's foreign debts also swelled, and while there was such a dire economic outlook, millions of Syrians, Afghans, ... refugees were allowed to cross the border into Turkey, and no one probably knows the number.

Hey amigo, che Sabata!

My biggest dream was to translate my books into English, I read English novels for years, I considered increasing my vocabulary to 70-80 thousand, more valuable than having 50 billion dollars, I recently saw that I can now translate myself. I will not stop until I translate all seven of my works, I have gone crazy in one word, I have disconnected from the world, I now listen to music to relax, I do weight training six days a week, I will also slice my abs, I will rise from the ashes, then I will settle in a foreign country, preferably England, I will write and read until I die in London in 2030, I will leave the world I came to ignorantly, having learned a little.

Caravan

I think the best life in Turkey can be in a caravan, I have not come across one with Turkish plates, I saw Bulgarian minibus type caravans in Kırklareli, the back of the driver's cabin was a dormitory, I liked it very much.

20.11.2024

My readers

Except for the female teacher who read Reziliazam, none of my readers contacted me for literary purposes; they all believed that Horgeneral's adventures were real and believed in the fortune the novel's hero earned from the stock market, and approached me for personal gain.

My future plan

After translating my first satirical novel, Horgeneral, into English, I will try to reach foreign publishers, but I will not delay, I will translate all my other six books into English, I will write my new books in English, if I wait to settle abroad, my life may not be long enough.

What a ridiculous situation

Fenerbahçe club official spokesman announced that they will not send a basketball player to the national team because the national basketball team coach is a Galatasaray fan and celebrated Galatasaray's 3-1 away win over Fenerbahçe, and in fact, no Fenerbahçe player was invited to the Turkey-Hungary basketball match. Such an event is only seen in tribal states, and Turkey has fallen into this state.

The state

The dominant power has established a system to govern and control the people, called it the state, and placed the people it wanted in the management. This is the essence of the formation that billions of people call sacred. There is no exam for the candidates for deputy or mayor; all it takes to become a candidate is to donate a large sum of money to the party; someone prepares the list and the people vote for them, thinking they are making their choice with their own free will.

Turkey

I will be sixty in six months, I have never come across a solid product or a reliable person in Turkey (except for my late father). Goods, food, clothing, ... are all fraudulent, there is no one who does not lie! I was also lying until recently, I still could not be honest, I remain silent instead of writing the truth on the subjects I am knowledgeable about. Quality products are not sold in our country, for example Sony was fired. I can't find durable shoes. We are condemned to thin and terrible quilts and blankets. The world knows our fruits and vegetables, European countries have banned the import of fruits and vegetables from Turkey since my youth (in the eighties). We extract the juice from oranges with syringes. I bought at least ten headphones in the last ten years to listen to music, all of them broke and malfunctioned in a short time. I have given many examples in my books. I have no other ideal than to get rid of this country and write until my last breath!

European Nations League

A tournament as unnecessary as the European Nations League is unthinkable. I do not doubt the sanity of those who planned the organization, I think they established a ridiculous league so that the European Super League would not be established.

TUS 2024 EYLÜL SIRALAMASI

Teofilo Stevenson

In my opinion the best boxer of all time was the Cuban Teofilo Stevenson, who won most of his fights by knockout in the first round until the year he quit boxing; he was offered a fortune to turn professional and fight Muhammad Ali but he refused, he said he would not fight for money, he was a sincere socialist.

Mike Tyson

Don't underestimate Mike Tyson because he's 58, I'm 59, after a little diet I can do wonders in cage boxing in my ideal weight class, besides Tyson is a beast, he's a thousand times stronger than me, he can surprise the audience. Thanks to Tyson I discovered how to punch hard, because despite his very short height and light weight he was knocking out giant boxers in the first round, I thought about the reason for this for hours, I understood how the fingers should be at the moment of the punch. In my opinion, Mike Tyson is the greatest boxer in history after Teofilo Stevenson.

Religion

The fashion of closing markets during Friday prayers has resurfaced, women do not go to Friday prayers, in other words, both religious tyranny is being carried out and women are being humiliated. What wouldn't I do to be saved from the hell of Turkey? There are perhaps a hundred different religions and beliefs, so they all accuse the others of being fabrications, at best one is right, and there is a possibility that the materialists are right.

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge

I have a terrible hunger for knowledge, I am probably one of the few people who read the most books in Turkey, but I know that I am completely ignorant, because there is unprecedented censorship here, I think that everything I know to be true, especially history, may be wrong, if I can settle abroad, I will immerse myself in uncensored and didactic works, I will gain some knowledge in the world I came to ignorantly.

Take notes!

If I could leave Turkey and settle in a modern country, I would never look back, I would not go back even if I knew I would die, I would not talk to any Turks abroad, I would write in English until my last breath.

Şenol Onay is coming, get away!

I will be sixty in six months, this is the first time I have come this close to my ideal of emigration, which has been my biggest dream since the first year of high school. I know that I am a world-class writer, but I am ignored in Turkey because of my satirical nature, honesty, diligence, talent, white skin, and brown eyes... The sale of my books (I uploaded all seven to Google Books, I secured them) was blocked, and now I can't even find a publisher. I can finish the translation of the first of my seven books, Horgeneral (a satirical novel), in a few weeks, I am as excited as a baby, I will look for a publisher after I finish it, if I can find one, I won't worry even if I die. If I can translate my other books and get them published, and also if I can get a permanent visa and settle abroad, I will be the happiest person in the world, maybe I will go crazy with joy. I really want to reach the British, French, Americans, Japanese, Germans and Russians, because only a jeweler knows the value of gold.

Üç sayfayı paylaşayım, sizce borsa yüzde 0.80 artmışa benziyor mu? Hileli yapı var mı, yok mu?

Endeks yüzde 0.74 artıda ama hisselerin ezici çoğunluğu dökülüyor, bir sayfayı paylaşıyorum, hileli yapılanma var mı yok mu onu siz belirleyin. Erdoğan gitmeden bu borsanın hayrını göremeyiz. 👇