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The truth is bitter

The more stupid you are, the more money you lose in the stock market.

Büyüklüğü mü işlevi mi önemli? Siz 7200 liraya değer vermezsiniz ana ben borsanın yüzde 1.84 çakıldığı günde o miktarı büyütürüm. Yok aslında birbirimizden farkımız, sizde olmayan zeka bende var, o da önemsiz bir faktör, siz şanssızlığınızdan kaybediyorsunuz, ben ballıyım. Not: Ekstre yayınlamayacağım demiştim, fakat binde bir görülecek bir hadise olduğu için bloğuma kaydettim, burayı bir nevi hatıra defteri sayıyorum.

I will send this e-mail to foreign publishing houses I started translating Horgeneral this evening.

Hello, I am a Turkish writer Şenol Onay, I write satirical novels and essays, despite the incredible barricades set up against dissident ideas in Turkey, I was able to publish seven of my books, but they prevented me from reaching readers. It is foolish for a person to praise himself, but there are scientific criteria for literature, its content and style can be examined, its vocabulary can be measured. I have no doubt that my writing skills are far beyond Turkey, I want my works to be published in as many different languages ​​as possible. The humor level of my satirical novels is very high, I sometimes fall into a laughing coma at the sections I read for the hundredth time, but Turks get angry at those sections, everyone takes my criticism personally. If you wish, I can translate one of my satirical novels into English and send it to you. I have no doubt that it will be a hit with the intelligent masses. With my best wishes...

Lübnanlılar gündem olunca hatırladım. Bir Lübnanlı tanıyorum, evini dev Türk bayraklarıyla doldurmuş, fakat Türkiye'nin cep telefonunu kullanmıyor, Lübnan'dan aldığı hatla idare ediyor, evine internetten Arap kanallarını izlemek için ev interneti bağlatmış. 👇

Am I right?

Isn't it dishonorable for someone who has not been able to make real profits from the stock market to give advice to someone else?

İyi yapmışlar

Party members

There are hundreds of municipal clubs in football, basketball, volleyball and other branches, and the people's taxes are not used for services, but are transferred to party members.

Why?

It is accepted in Islam that there are thousands of prophets, it is said that there are between four thousand and forty thousand. Islam emerged in 610, and no new prophets have been seen for 1414 years. Why did the shower of prophets stop?

These people deserve to starve

In reality, although annual inflation exceeded one hundred percent, civil servant pensions were increased by 19.31 percent for the second six months of the year, and no retirement organization held a protest rally. These people deserve to starve.

Pull-ups make my hands so calloused.

Terrorist

Terrorism means fear and horror, anyone who arouses these feelings in the public is a terrorist, they may be wearing a tie or armed.

Puppets

Turkey has been experiencing a severe economic crisis for years, the inflation storm has lasted for more than seven years, inflation is out of control, but the public has not held a protest meeting, and the economic crisis has not even been discussed on social media. Puppets are producing artificial agendas and distracting the citizens.

Why?

No tests are administered to candidates for members of parliament, whereas students take a number of exams to pass a class, and there are even exams for janitors.

All innovations

All innovations in Turkish history were dictated from top to bottom, and no steps were ever taken from the bottom.

Şanslıyız

Öte dünyaya gidiş için otoban ihalesi yapılsaydı ve bu iş Türk hükümetine verilseydi yanmıştık, fahiş ücreti ödeyemeyip de cehennemlik olanlar görülebilirdi.

Love

Some people love their country very much, my father also loved my mother very much but he committed immoral acts, and in the end I was born.

Don't trust anyone!

Don't trust anyone, I trusted my father, I entrusted my mother to him, he did such disgraceful things that I was born.

So true!

Because we are Turkish and Muslim, we don't cheat, we don't lie, we don't deviate from honesty, so all products are reliable and everyone can be trusted.

Telekom'da neler oluyor?

Altı gün önce, perşembe akşamı, yeni telefon numarası aldım, sadece üç kişiye bildirdim ama az önce beni aşağidaki numaradan aradılar, makine konuştu, kapattım, engelledim. Telekom vermediyse bu noyu kim bilebilir? 0850 9010627

So interesting

Ninety-nine percent of the people in Turkey are heroes and never make mistakes, yet things are getting worse in every field.

Islam

In Islam, Allah said interest was forbidden but inflation was not forbidden, in other words, He protected the rich and promised heaven to the poor. He also said that the previous three religions were correct, and emphasized that he changed his mind frequently. Although drinking wine and beer was allowed in previous religions, He forbade Muslims to drink alcohol, and in the same way, He ordered women, whose heads were uncovered in previous religions, to cover their heads.

Story

There is no unfinished story, that is all there is to the story.

Who am I?

The biggest fall in the history of the Turkish Stock Exchange occurred in the 2008 global crisis, I made a profit and paid taxes even one day before the tax was lifted in the stock exchange that year. If you investigate that person, you will learn my identity.

I loathe the stockbroker

I loathe the stockbroker so much that I don't comment on any of the cheap stocks that I don't want to make money for him.

The only one

I saw only one person in my mirror who made real profit in the stock market, I didn't hear the second one. Hundreds, thousands of stockbrokers, commentators, analysts claim to have made a profit, they are all lying, waiting for an opportunity to scam.

Chauvinism

Football, basketball, volleyball, ... I watched thousands of matches in the stands, I never went to an international match, yet I lived in the capital Ankara and Istanbul for nearly thirty-five years. There is no chauvinism in my nature, I have looked coldly upon nationalist movements since my childhood, I have remained as neutral as a stateless person.

I have no doubt

I have no doubt that in the future my satirical novels and essays will be published in foreign languages and will attract great attention. I am one of the best writers in the world and I create very good humorous novels.

The common god

Money is the common god of humanity, it enslaves everyone, but we don't know who can produce it, in what quantity and on what basis.

Genius

Genius isn't doing something better than anyone else, it's doing something no one else can do.

Psychopaths

By burning books, they are illuminating the darkness and saying that they have attained enlightenment.

Mummified corpses

Mummified corpses can maintain their original shape for centuries, meaning none of their organs go to heaven or hell.

Drunk

A drunk person curses the other person's mother and wife, but he does not curse his own family, and does not allow others to curse him. How can he be that drunk?

Devaluation

Since the Turkish Lira is not traded on forex, local billionaires periodically devalue it, make huge profits, and politicians say that foreigners are attacking the Turkish economy.

The most beautiful country

I think Türkiye is the most beautiful country in the world, because when you leave here you feel like you have gone to heaven, no other country can give you this feeling.

Who are you kidding?

They fall in love with beautiful girls; no one looks at the blind, the lame, the squint-eyed, the ugly hag; even intelligence and knowledge are not important, only physical appearance is important. So, they will take the lover to bed, extinguish his lustful desires, and they do not care about any other factor. They describe their pure feelings as love, but since I'm a sucker, I believe them. I was quite handsome when I was young, I had the latest model cars, I did sports like an animal, I had incredible muscles, even in those days I valued brains and culture in girls, so I never fell in love with any of them, but even if she was very ugly, if I met a wise girl, I would worship her like a goddess.

You will see

In March or April I will have better abs than the young people on the covers of magazines, or rather I will define them with a diet and achieve this with a completely natural diet, I will not use vitamin pills, let alone supplements. I will be 60 on May 13, I will share my photo and pull-up video on YouTube at that time. I can do 13 regular pull-ups now, I lived a nomadic life last year, I could not train for ten months, I am increasing the weights slowly, I am not in a hurry. I could not have imagined this performance at this age thirty years ago, I drink a liter of milk a day, there were years when I drank three liters, it may be the effect of casein, I recommend milk and boiled eggs to everyone.

Yorumcular

Topa benzeyen gövdeleri haricinde futbolla alakası olduğu anlaşılmayan yorumcular sadece penaltı ve ofsayt pozisyonlarını tartışıyorlar, hakemleri suçluyorlar, futboldan anlamadıkları için teknik eleştiri yapamıyorlar.

Kalite farkı

"TÜİK enflasyonu düşük gösteriyor, ücretli ve emeklinin maaşı azalıyor," diye sızlanıyoruz. Pekala, sendikaların, sivil toplum örgütlerinin, muhalefet partilerinin suçu yok mu? Niçin halk örgütlenmiyor, protesto mitingi düzenlenmiyor? Vatandaş da suçlu, hak aramıyor. Magna Carta 1215, Fransız İhtilali 1789 İngilizlerle, Fransızlarla aramızdaki kalite farkını belgeliyor. Sıkıysa İngiltere'de, Fransa'da, Amerika'da oldubitti yapsınlar. Siz de biliyorsunuz, mümkünatı yok!

Hicret

Yazdıklarım ve yazamadıklarım nedeniyle hicret etmeliyim, olabildiğince fazla dilde yayınlatmalıyım, birkaç yıl sonra geç kalabilirim, önümüzdeki mayısta altmış yaşında olacağım. Şimdi elim ayağım tutuyor, Türkiye çok pahalı oldu, başka bir ülkede de idare edebilirim, zaten yiyecek ve barınma masrafım dışında bir harcama yapmıyorum. Kalıcı vize alabileceğim ve İngilizce konuşulan bir ülke olmalı, düşünsel mevzularda gelişmesi gerekir. Aslında burada ilk etapta üç hiciv romanımı çevirtsem ve internet üstünden yayıncıya ulaşsam önüm açılabilir, senelerden beri bunu başaramadım. Çevirmenler korkunç meblağ (10 bin USD altında rakam söylenmedi,) istiyorlar, üstelik yayınevi bulma konusuna karışmayız, diyorlar. Şimdi ben de İngilizceye çevirebilirim, ne ki zamanım yok, projelerimi kaleme almalıyım önceden de yayıncılar tanıtım şartı koşmuştu, sosyal medyada vakit kaybetmiştim. Coni'nin son aylarında lümpenle irtibat kurmuştum, telefon numaramı perşembe günü değiştirdim, siktiriboktan heriflerle bağı kestim, en büyük silahım olan yalnızlığa kavuştum, aklımı ve zekamı maksimum randımanla kullanabilirim, belki çözüm üretebilirim. Borsayı, arbitrajı unutmalıyım, tamamen bu meseleye odaklanmalıyım, yaratıcılığımla çare bulabilirim!